A bunch of us had been to the pub and when we all left, most of our friends had to head into town for transport where as the wife and I plus a couple of others could walk home. About half way home we split up. Jane, (my wife) and Sue carried on straight home. Sue lives a few doors down from us. I went on a minor detour with Kate to make sure she got home ok rather than let her walk on her own.
It was a warm evening but the fresh air was still enough to waken the bladder from the nights drinking and I was soon desperate for a piss. We passed a small piece of land with some trees and I excused myself for a minute to relieve myself. I was mid flow when I felt the presence of Kate beside me. She was casually standing beside me watching me pissing.
“Hurry up,” she said, “the sound is making me want to go”