Category: gonewildstories

The Ultimate Butterface [MF]

This happened about five years ago. A girl from okcupid and I were meeting up at a coffee shop in the afternoon. I was stoked because she was very pretty and we had a lot in common. I got there on time, ordered a coffee, and waited. When a very homely girl came up to me and said she was so-and-so, I was obviously confused and disappointed.

This girl was like a 3. She had a very large nose, (I actually have thing for hook noses, but hers was tragically large) a severe underbite, no chin, thin lips, and her eyes were very asymmetrical. She was also hiding her figure under a big baggy hoodie, probably because it was unattractive too.

She was quick to admit that the pics were fake, but said the profile info was real. The pics were her friend, given with permission to catfish (her words). She told me I could leave right then, that she’d understand, but if I stayed she’d make it worth my time as long as the conversation was decent and I was okay with “banging an uggo.” Read more »

[F] I just need attention

And I want your cock! All you need to do is degrade me! I’ll make you write in my body or even let you grope but you know it’s your desperate attention what I want.

Bet you were singing this while stroking you fat erect cock.

Texting during the day leads to sex after work… [MF]

I’ve been fortunate, since I began posting my experiences with “Emily” on here, to make a good friend with whom I can discuss experiences that might make for good posts, receive feedback from each other on our writing & even discuss things we may want to try out with respective partners (after many years together, Emily & I are going through something of a sexual renaissance & I want to keep things fresh – the idea of her getting bored fills me with dread). This particular experience comes off the back of one of our discussions.

I have been working from home since the first UK lockdown. Emily hasn’t had that luxury, being classed as essential, so finds herself in the office most days. I had been interested in the idea of sending texts throughout the day, to get her nicely worked up for some sexy fun when she gets home – but she was never up for it, as by the time she gets home, she’s tired & usually a bit aggravated after her commute. There are some days where we’re both home, but the texting makes no sense when we’re in the same room. Read more »

I [M] matched with my ex’s best friend [F] on a dating app (Update)

Part 1: [https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/npc3c9/i_m_matched_with_my_exs_best_friend_f_on_a_dating/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/npc3c9/i_m_matched_with_my_exs_best_friend_f_on_a_dating/)

Before I begin the update, I wanted to describe myself and Emily for you guys. I’m 5’11, in decent shape but not ripped by any means with a buzz cut. Emily is about 5’8, brown shoulder length hair with a really tight body, her ass and tits aren’t the biggest but they’re perfectly proportionate to her body.

She arrived at my place around 8 o’clock and I’d be lying if I said things weren’t awkward at first. I think the reality of what we were both doing hit us once we were actually in front of each other. Luckily we were genuinely friends when I was still with my ex so after a few minutes of friendly banter things began to feel more natural again.For the first hour and so we really did just catch up, as hot as I thought she was, I had forgotten how well our personalities actually meshed. Before long we were reminiscing about the crazy times we had with mine and her ex. I told her I missed her ex more than I missed mine, to which she jokingly punched me in the shoulder and said then I should’ve invited him over to catch up instead of her, I told her that he already had plans so she was my next best option. Lightly roasting each other was something we had always done and it was fun to be taking shots at each other again. Read more »

I [M] fingered 2 girls in the same day at 2 different bars in Nashville

It was one of those bachelor parties that was just wild. There were something like 20 of us dudes partying around Nashville, drunk for three straight days. I walked around with a pair of fake glasses with a big dick as the nose (Dudes, let me tell you, it sounds weird but I talked to so many women because of that. It was the best ice breaker).

Yeah, one of those bachelor parties.

The first girl I fingered was a blonde bombshell. I was sitting on the opposite side of a u-shaped bar from all of the other dudes. We were yelling across the bar, being obnoxious and drunk but having a great time when two girls squeezed next to me to belly up to the bar. One was brunette and the other was blonde. The brunette stood behind the blonde, who made a comment about my glasses and we started talking. I offered to move back a little so she could get a better spot at the bar and she moved in between my legs. I remember distinctly that she had on a long, thin skirt — it could’ve been a maxi skirt but I was just drunk enough to really pay attention. It was busy so she was waiting for a bartender for a while. Because of where she was standing and because I was a bit daring, I put one hand around one side of her waist in front of me. She didn’t move away so I waited a moment and then started rubbing the waistband of her skirt. I remember the skirt was a lighter color and her short-sleeved shirt was a darker color, and it showed a little of her navel. I was rubbing her stomach, even tickling her belly button — hey, why not?. And she kept responding in positive ways, like putting one hand on my knee while the other was trying to order drinks. Read more »

I hate fucked my wife [MF]

We do not get along. We haven’t for quite some time. The reasons we are together are all the cliche’d wrong reasons..but enough about that.

Rough long weekend as all it did was rain and we had no where to go. So last night she’s on the phone with a friend and I heard her make fun of me with a rude joke… The kids are long in bed at this point and with her walking up the stairs .. i knew she was about to head to sleep as well. 99% of the time i do no give a fuck. but i was a little hammered, and for some reason got pissed.

I bolted up the stairs as my blood was boiling and she was facing the bed with her ear pods in her ear and still talking on the phone and didn’t hear me. WIthout hesitation I forcefully ripped her yoga pants down to her ankles and shoved my cock inside her all in a matter of seconds. She protested and spit at me . I slapped her in her fucking face and shoved her head back into the edge of the bed. Read more »

Had a new coffee buddy!!![FM]

So I was getting coffee from my local place, early in the morning. I had just finished my morning yoga class, and still had my outfit on. Tight yoga pants and a crop top that I know guys like.

As I leave the coffee shop, there is a small crowd of people standing around waiting for their order. It is a small but popular shop. Amongst the crowd, I see a guy waiting for his order and he�s holding on to an adorable 12month old little boy. My hormones are going wild lately and I�m feeling very clucky.

A minute later, I remember I have to pick something up from the store so have to double back. The guy is still waiting for his order and the baby is looking my way still. I smile more and make those goofy baby faces as the kid starts smiling and laughing like kids do.

Feeling bored and more than a little bit mischievous, I stop by them and make baby noises. I notice how muscular and handsome the guy is. Just my type, and I�m not worried about the wedding band on his finger, or the kid he�s holding. In fact, experience suggests guys with young kids are the most sexually frustrated out of anyone. Read more »

[MFF] She came over for my birthday…

Friday was my birthday and we had a few people over to the house. We have great friends but most importantly was our friend Monica. She is newly divorced and playing the dating app game. She is petite and sexy with perfect little tits and a perfect ass. My wife and I frequently talk about fucking her together. Monica is extremely horny and very vocal about it. In fact I have mentioned to her on a number of occasions that we want to share her.
It always leads to some interesting conversations.

She knows I want to fuck her and she knows my wife and I get off on this frequently. As the party was transitioning to the finished basement she pulled me aside. “What’s up?”, I said at this point I’m drunk and horny. She is wrapped her arms around my neck and kissed me. My hands immediately wrap around her petite frame pulling her tight against my throbbing cock. She breaks our kiss long enough to push me back onto the couch, “Happy Birthday!” she exclaims as she lifts up her shirt exposing her perfect tits and hard nipples. I immediately pull her close so I can suck on her tits. This allows her to straddle my knee grinding her soaked pussy into me. Read more »

I followed her Tumblr we became friends and she ended up fucking me over and over [MF]

I have met a lot of random people online — and many of those people have become friends in real life. I am a big fan of actual human connection and learning about new people — probably one of the big reasons that I identify as polyamorous. Amongst the people I have met I made a few interesting friends on Tumblr years ago — back when it was new, and interesting, and strange, and still very porn-y. I have had the chance to meet three of those friends over the years. One was scheduled and planned and we had lunch one afternoon and a really good conversation. The only thing that was awkward was that I called him by his screen name and not his real name because… I forgot his real name.

One wandered into a bar that I was working at one summer and looked really familiar to me. Likewise, I looked very familiar to him. He connected the dots first and asked me if I was on Tubmlr when I brought him a beer — I was shocked, but said yes — and he told me he had been following me for years. Awesome. Read more »

[M] Me and Housekeeper [F] Chapter 1

To begin, my name in this story is Ron. I live opposite countries with my parents, so, one Christmas season i decided to surprise them and go home unannounced. My siblings helped with the surprise and it was successful. Upon arriving at our house i immediately noticed this pretty house helper. We’ll call her Karen. It was not uncommon for our house to have house helpers since they help take care of my grandparents and ease the workload around the house. There were 2 house helpers, a late 40’s woman and Karen. Karen was light skinned, petite, and has a cute look on her. I honestly thought she was older than me but i was wrong.

The first time i interacted with her, it was all shyness and awkwardness since i am the son of the people she work for. Now, i’m used to doing chores around the house and her being a helper thought it was her duty to clean up after me. But i was not raised that way. So one morning after i ate breakfast, i was preparing to bring my dish to the sink to wash, when she goes to me wanting to take my dish so she can wash it on her own. We touched hands and i saw her blush. This is the first indication that she likes me. Read more »