If you have ever been deployed then you know that at some bases the military has unisex bathrooms. Not sure the reasoning behind it but they are there. For the most part I avoided them, would always feel awkward sharing it with a female. Sometimes though they were the closet thing so you had no other choice.
I, a mid ranking enlisted male in his mid 30s, was working the mid shift one particular night. I was on my way to chow when I decided to stop in and drain the main vein before eating. Since it was night time in the fall it wasn’t too hot but because of being used to the summer temperatures the 90 was a relative cool. I was dressed in my multicam uniform with my pistol on my hip.
I walk in and head straight to a urinal, from what I can tell no one else is in the bathroom with me. I take my dick out and start pissing. Just as any guy does when I’m done I give it a few shakes before putting it back.
“If you shake it more than twice then you’re just playing with it” laughed a feminine voice.