I floated aimlessly in the void of space. My oxygen tank was running low. Soon I would die.
Seven years of physics courses and pilot training so that I could die in space. I had sacrificed it all for this. I gave up a family, a girlfriend, friends in general. I had nobody. I had nothing. I spent my whole life preparing myself to enter happiness only to die before I walked through the gates. “I’ll have a girlfriend back on earth” I would say. “I’ll find time for people when I’m through school.” I hadn’t even had sex yet. I hadn’t done anything. I was going to die in space. All of my hard work was pointless.
I tried calling mission control again but it wouldn’t go through. I was too far out. I tried to spot a safety vessel or something I could hoist on to but the “horizon” was empty.
As I lost all hope I sent out an empty half hearted prayer to the God I had neglected. I pleaded:
“God if you can hear me, if there’s anything out there, please don’t let this be it.”
I opened my eyes and right then and there I saw the thiccest fucking cosmic deity appear right in front of me.
Her eyes were two black holes that stared straight into you.
Her smile was the shine of a supernova.
Her titties were a couple of what could only be described as literal personifications of entropy, her erect nipples piercing forward in time.
Her ass was an Einstein Rosen bridge. So needless to say T H I C C.
She was wet as fuck.
I couldn’t help but to cry. I had no idea what I was looking at. It wasn’t beautiful it was the beauty. I tried to say something. Anything. I wanted to scream and cry and make every noise I could but instead all that came out of my mouth was:
“Sup”
I sat there stunned.
I didn’t know what had just happened. I could feel the cosmic deity looking at me. She replied:
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I was unable to stop myself.
I blurted,
“That’s cool. Wanna fuck?”
Time paused for a moment before she took me outside physicality and into a new plain of conscious being to fuck me.
It was like nothing I’d ever known before. All there was was her. I was both inside her while she was inside me. She penetrated my very essence with her metaphysical woman cock.
I saw the temporal chain of all of existence and witnessed the atemporal hands which gave being to it.
I saw an apple fall from a tree and on to the head of an axe splitting into two.
I saw snakes weep and fire evaporate their tears.
And then I saw what cannot be seen with the eyes. I saw what can only be touched upon with the rational faculty. I saw what children cannot explain and what adults are too old to remember.
I was disconnected from my corporeal existence experiencing the sexual passion of a universal.
Her sex existed in a new realm above and over the world of physical beings. Her cock was the form of a cock detached from all physical impurities which detract from it.
I was nothing but a featherless biped or the idea of such detached from all physical qualities of it. A helpless chicken of a man. I was merely a container for cosmic she-cock. A hole for the black hole that all life is subsumed into.
She was metaphysically humping me and fucking my being.
I felt her ejaculate the feeling of an old man who had lived a fulfilling life finally and peacefully passing away into the essence of my asshole.
All at once it was over. It was like waking up from a dream. I felt cosmic sludge splurging out my beaten ass.
She was gone.
I was alone in the vacuum of space.
My oxygen tank was running low.
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/ip6odr/astronaut_blasts_off_in_a_different_kinda_way