Gather round fam, I got a story that will rock your boat. The following account is 100% legit, (got grainy pics/gifs to share don’t worry) and it is one of those wild, “get outa here” stories that alphas brag about (classic betta here, but miracles DO HAPPEN).
A few things about me. I am 40+, athletic, charming, easy to the eyes, talker, super brainiac college professor (phd and all). My ratemyprofessors page has the chilly meter to the max, and the comments, ooohh the comments, if I ever feel down that’s my go to place. I am a typical “clean professor type” by day, and sexual deviant by night (a look at my browser history can turn nuns to college girls during spring break).
In the past I have had lots of experiences that I could write about, and I also had a story up here (A for awesome) but I had to take it down, for … reasons! I hope this story doesn’t get me in trouble but it is too good not to share.