Author: throwawayday5667

Drunken Shenanigans [MF]

My wife went out for a friend’s bachelorette party last night, and I suspected things would get pretty rowdy.

“I’ll be on my best behavior,” she promised.

“Just don’t do anything I wouldn’t do,” I joked.

She was dressed to kill: sexy, tight dress, full makeup, stilettos—the whole works that would tantalize any man. My wife is a stunning brunette with a petite hourglass build and every bit of her was on display.

To be honest, I hoped she would indulge in a few drinks, as it secretly turns me on when she gets a bit too boozy for her own good. She did not disappoint. As the hours progressed her texts became increasingly misspelled and incoherent. Later in the night, around midnight, she snapped me videos of her and her friends taking shots, and I could see her eyes were glassy and she was sporting a very crooked smile. Definitely drunk as hell. Read more »

Drunken Shenanigans

My wife went out for a friend’s bachelorette party last night, and I suspected things would get pretty rowdy.

“I’ll be on my best behavior,” she promised.

“Just don’t do anything I wouldn’t do,” I joked.

She was dressed to kill: sexy, tight dress, full makeup, stilettos—the whole works that would tantalize any man. My wife is a stunning brunette with a petite hourglass build and every bit of her was on display.

To be honest, I hoped she would indulge in a few drinks, as it secretly turns me on when she gets a bit too boozy for her own good. She did not disappoint. As the hours progressed her texts became increasingly misspelled and incoherent. Later in the night, around midnight, she snapped me videos of her and her friends taking shots, and I could see her eyes were glassy and she was sporting a very crooked smile. Definitely drunk as hell. Read more »

I often fantasize about “taking advantage” of my very drunk wife.

Struggling with uneasy kink: I find my wife very attractive when she’s quite drunk.

We have pretty rock solid relationship and have been together for roughly 4 and a half years. We have a very healthy sex life, but I haven t really divulged how much I fancy her when she’s been drinking. I’m embarrassed by how creepy it sounds.

Here’s some context. She went out for a hen’s night last night, and as the hours went on her texts became increasingly misspelled and incoherent. When she eventually stumbled through the door at 2:30 am, she was very obviously sloppy drunk—glassy-eyed, reeking of booze, slurring her words, hiccuping, dropping her phone, repeating things every 30 seconds. What she doesn’t know is that I find her incredibly sexy in such a state.

“Becky an I haada thew shaas,” she slurred. She starts clumsily getting handsy and trying to messily make out with me. One thing led to another, and we ended up having sex. Now, we’ve already established an idea of inebriated consent before in previous conversations, and I would never cross any boundaries that would be respected when sober, but for some reason I just feel guilty about how much I enjoy being with her when she’s so drunk. Read more »

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I [M] live to “take advantage” of my girlfriend [F] when she’s sloppy drunk

My girlfriend [F] and I [M] have a pretty rock solid relationship and have been together for roughly 4 and a half years. We have a very healthy sex life, but I haven t really divulged how much I fancy her when she’s been drinking. I’m embarrassed by how creepy it sounds.

Here’s some context. She went out for a hen’s night last night, and as the hours went on her texts became increasingly misspelled and incoherent. When she eventually stumbled through the door at 2:30 am, she was very obviously sloppy drunk—glassy-eyed, reeking of booze, slurring her words, hiccuping, dropping her phone, repeating things every 30 seconds. What she doesn’t know is that I find her incredibly sexy in such a state.

“Becky an I haada thew shaas,” she slurred. She starts clumsily getting handsy and trying to messily make out with me. One thing led to another, and we ended up having sex. Now, we’ve already established an idea of inebriated consent before in previous conversations, and I would never cross any boundaries that would be respected when sober, but for some reason I just feel guilty about how much I enjoy being with her when she’s so drunk. Read more »