This story happened, I still can’t believe it so if you don’t, I don’t blame you. It was last summer and I’m still as shocked by what happened as I was when it happened.
*important information for later*
Her 5’1″ 115lbs (roughly)
Me. 6’3 275lbs
I was in a coastal city for a summer gathering with friends. I had the last flight, my friends all departed early in the morning. I had another six hours or so to kill before heading to the airport. I figured sitting at the airport that long would drive me insane so I walked the beach. It was late August and hot. We’d been drinking all weekend and I was wiped out. So I sat down at a small cafe off the main street.
The waitress came over with a menu. She was cute, short with short hair and small breasts. I smiled, ordered an iced coffee and water. I sat and enjoyed watching the people walk by for 30 minutes, then drifted off to sleep.
This is where things got super embarrassing and then pretty fickin awesome. For reasons yet unknown to man kind, I popped a narb. Right there in a public cafe with a cute waitress. But I was sound asleep so I had no idea… but apparently the waitress did….