Author: Theegentleman12

[MF] Bumble 55F divorcee

I’m a M28. Tall. Fit. And big. I do well on dating apps and I’ve been telling my hookup stories. Idc if you believe them or not. I know where my dick’s been.

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My dick has led me into some interesting situations…

This was about a month ago.

I matched with a F55. Blonde hair brown eyes. Recently divorced. DDs. 5’2.

Chatted, flirted, quickly moved to snap. Nudes and fantasies were exchanged.

We sexted throughout the day for two days. I wanted her, she wanted me.

We planned to hang out that Saturday. She wanted to meet in public (understandably so)

I had a friend’s birthday on Friday night. So I got pretty faded.

Around 230am I get a message from her.

“Come over.”

My friends were readying to call it a night anyway.

I messaged back “I’m kinda drunk. If you’re ok with the taste of whiskey on my lips”

She replied, “come kiss me”

I said “what about the mtg in public”

She replied “true. Let’s meet on my sidewalk. If we’re attracted to each other you come up” Read more »

[MF] return to the massage parlor

Return to the massage parlor

It’s been 6 months since I’ve been…

First story below for recap.

( https://www.reddit.com/user/Theegentleman12/comments/pxhenm/massage_parlor_m27/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf )

Happened this Sunday afternoon. I was baked and watching tv.

I was horny on the couch as I hit up some FWBs but no one was answering or already had plans.

Massage parlor popped in my head.

As hot as last time was, I didn’t wanna spend $60 for a handjob.

So I beat off. Thinking that would solve my horniness.

But I was still horny after… unable to think about anything but the massage parlor.

Horny brain won.

I drive to the same place as last time near my place.

My half chub bulges against my grey sweats (no underwear) as I enter.

Upon entering, I see her (in a group of 3 girls), the same asian F20s. Wearing green scrub pants and a greyish scrub top with a white thermal underneath.

On a quick second glance she recognized me. Then tells the other girls she’ll take me. Grabbing my hand and leading me back. Read more »

[MF] Visiting home – she had a crush on me in HS

Went home for Memorial Day weekend 3 years ago. Im from the suburbs of a medium sized city.

My parents were outta town until that saturday so my siblings and I decided to have a party on Thursday night.

We invited college and high school friends.

My sister was a freshman when I was a senior in high school. She invited one of her best friends (who I hadn’t seen in at least 5 years) to the party.

When her one friend entered she caught my eye…

She was wearing Jean shorts (former volleyball player), sandals, and a striped blue shirt

Let’s call her Haley. Full lips, small nose. Slender shoulders. Pale. Freckles. Long straight autumn hair. Green eyes. Girl next door vibes. Fit.

Knew of her, but never talked to her besides a few hellos in high school.

My sister happened to be standing next to me when she entered and told me “Dont have sex with my friend”

I didn’t immediately go and talk to Haley. I waited a about an hour in. Read more »

[MF] nfl playoffs hookup

Me… I’m a M28. Tall. Fit. And big below. I’ve been telling my hookup stories. Idc if you believe them or not. I know where my dick’s been.

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Tis the season. Nfl playoffs are here reminding me of one of my favorite hookups.

This was 2016 (I was 22). Steelers vs Bengals playoff game. Crazy ending. I’m a Steelers fan. And if you know anything about football you know Steelers fans are everywhere.

Near my apartment was a Steelers bar I’d frequent every Sunday with some buddies.

During the regular season it’s the regulars but come playoff time there are new faces packed inside the smoky dive bar.

My friends and I were at our normal high table and seats when I saw her (F20s, big blue eyes, blond hair, petite, cute smile, east coast tanning booth tan – it wasn’t trashy like jersey shore cast lol).

She was wearing yoga pants and an Antonio brown jersey (lol). She gave me a small smile as her and her friends took the high table right next to ours. The bar was so crowded I was shoulder to shoulder with her facing the tv. Read more »

[MF] new year’s eve hookup (in an Uber)

I’m a M28. Tall. Fit. And big below. I do well with women and I’ve been telling my hookup stories. Idc if you believe them or not. I know where my dick’s been.

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New year, same me.

I was back home. Went into the city for the celebration. I was with a group of 10 friends (3 of us were single).

We went to a swanky place. Cocktail attire. I wore a black suit with a fitted button down. No underwear 😏. Looked good, felt good…

And then I…

struck out left and right. Every single girl I talked to. Whiff, whiff, whiff. No new year’s kiss. 2022 starting at a low.

So I said fuck it and started to take shots. I don’t like being too drunk in public. Prefer at max to get buzzed. Especially if I’m trying to get laid. Really drunk guys are only attractive to equally drunk girls. But I had thrown in the towel on that night. I was getting tanked.

I didn’t black out, but the night was definitely hazy. Read more »

[MF] Bumble hookup — in her granny panties

I’m a M28. Tall. Fit. And big. I do well on dating apps and I’ve been telling my hookup stories. Idc if you believe them or not. I know where my dick’s been.

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Here’s a story of a bumble hookup a week ago…

She claimed “I don’t fuck when I first meet someone”

My match was a F27. Long brunette hair. Curvy. Thick thighs save lives. A genuine smile. Tits (both pierced) that bust out of every shirt, dress, and any other top she wears

Right when we matched my goal was to be inside her. Just something about her made my naughty mind go crazy.

We chatted. Flirted. She told me she’s looking to go with the flow. But not a hookup.

We chatted. Sexted.

I asked her out. She said yes, under one condition.

“I want you to know nothing sexual when we first meet.”

We were 10 min away from each other so we chose a bar both of us like at a hotel on the beach.

We meet up. She’s hotter in person. Conversation flowed. Our personalities meshed. Read more »

[MF] tinder fuck – straight to the point

I’m a M28. Tall. Fit. And big. I do well on dating apps and I’ve been telling my hookup stories. Idc if you believe them or not. I know where my dick’s been.

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This was after lockdowns. I hadn’t been laid in almost 2 months.

I match with a F21. She was Korean. Tiny, petite. 5’ tall with shoes on (I’m 6’3). Her breast were As. But fuck, did we have some fun after being sexually pent up for months.

I convey I’m looking for fun. She agrees

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Things escalate quickly.

I’m over her place that night. Right when I walk in we both give each other a subtle look… we approve. We WANT each other.

She was wearing high waisted jeans and a white shirt

We talk a bit. She tells me how she moved to the US for college. But thanks to covid she hasn’t really had any “real” college experiences…

As she tells me this, we lock eyes as she grabs my thigh… slowly stroking my growing cock.

I kiss her. My hand gripping the back of her neck. Read more »

[MF] [MF] crazy college hookup

I was M19. Went to a school around 25k students. In the south. Fraternities were huge at my school. And I was in the top one.

I was never a huge frat bro. I joined for the parties and girls. And so began 4 years of them…

This story was on my big/little night. For those of you who don’t know much about greek life – older frat bros choose a pledge to take under their wing. There’s a big party the night of…

My big was one of those ppl you meet in college with a million crazy epic stories that are still probably told to this day. He was 6’5 foot. Looked like a future wolf of Wall Street.

I find out he’s my big and he immediately begins the process of getting me fucked up. Gentleman’s Jack was the poison.

Fast forward. I’m drunk and high. My big tells me “let’s get you laid”

He starts up conversation with two F20. They were sophomores. Your typical blond, petite, perky sorority girls. Read more »

[MF] my first Reddit fuck

I was a Reddit lurker before I started posting my sex adventures. I’ve read about Reddit hookups and fantasized about my own…

Well… it came true this week. She requested i write about it 😏

After I posted “tinder fuck 3” I got a PM telling me how hot my stories are. She asked if I could send her a dick pic. So I did 😈

Snap sexting ensued. She’s white. Pale. Blue eyes. Bleach blond hair. Septum ring. Tattoos on her ribs, arms, thighs. Nipple piercings. A waxed pink pussy with tight lips.

Every snap notification from her I’d get hard. Our sexual chemistry was there. Her more submissive, me dominant. She likes being spanked, I love leaving handprints and hickies. She LOVES creampies, as do I.

I randomly ask her where she’s lives. Turns out we’re 30 minutes away…

She asks me if I’ve ever had a Reddit hookup. I said no and asked her. She said no, she’s always been a lurker and has wanted to after reading some of the stories.

So we decided to make a memory.

We both got tested and met up later that week. Read more »

[MF] Tinder fuck #3 (mysterious roommate)

Wild story. Involves a tinder match and her roommate.

If you haven’t read my past stories… I’m M28. 6’3. 175

Swipe. Match. Sext. Snap.

Next thing you know I’m invited over this girl’s house.

She’s a F22. Blonde. White girl. Huge tits. Curvy. Sorority girl.

I get to her house. It’s night. She tells me she has a roommate but she’s cool and will be in her room.

We hang out on her couch. Smoking weed. Drinking wine. Using making out as a tease. We agreed we both like buildup. So we’d talk then makeout. Each makeout lasting longer than the last, always stopping right before the point of no return of our clothes scattered across the floor. (I recommend)

Anyways, during an extra steamy makeout her phone starts buzzing.

It’s her fucking mom… who lives 15 minutes away but has an emergency at the house (she didn’t say what)

I think the night’s over. So I stand to leave but she tells me to hang out. Not sure why she’d leave a stranger in her house alone lol maybe her horny brain prevented her from thinking it through. Read more »