So this is going to be a bit different from my normal posts as the sex isn’t really central to the story. I mean it is a story about sex but I’ve shared various versions of this story with plenty of friends / other dates without the sex part. This is first and foremost a funny story that happened to me a while back and am finally typing it out because it’s a goddamn good story. I am going to be graphic about pissing myself because that’s part of the humor in my mind but if you tryna get off let this be a warning that you should read another story. Come read this one after, you won’t regret it, but I’d say it’s prudent to finish up somewhere else.
So this all started when I was out to dinner with a friend. I had gotten up to go to the bathroom and noticed a woman sitting a couple tables away that I saw and thought “Damn she’s cute”. Dinner continues but as we’re finishing up my friend leaves to go to the bathroom and I think to myself that I’m going to try something I’ve never done before. I quickly decide to rip off a part of my receipt and write my number on it.