This is a completely true story. Somedays i feel like im being yanked directly out of a cheesy porno . I have been living in a new apartment building since early December, and I always run into my next door neighbor , we will call him 302. He is handsome, has a muscular build and has lovely blue eyes. About 2 months ago was when we started actually speaking. He noticed me half drunk heading down stairs to smoke and he offered me a beer. I accepted it.
Fast forward to about a month ago. Now we have never formally introduced ourselves. Just chat when we smoke and exchange laughs. So one night I decided I’d get his number. I left an adorable note on his door saying ” hey 302, I’m 301, the cute one you give beer to. You always say to never hesitate if I need anything. So here’s my number. That way we can get a hold of each other easier. ”