I’m not even sure how to start this one because it happened way too fast and even though it was about a week ago, I’m not really sure if I’ve processed the whole thing. I definitely know my best friend hasn’t. This is undoubtedly the wildest sexual experience I’ve ever had. And I already know that people won’t believe it because my best friend even said “If I told myself this happened, I wouldn’t believe me!”. But I digress, and I’ll tell this crazy story. As I’m writing, I’m realizing its getting long so I’ll make a marker so you can skip past the backstory if you want.