She was out all day yesterday drinking with friends, sending me increasingly drunk and horny messages as the hours passed. Home late, and straight to bed after forcing down a large glass of water.
So she’s going to need a little help this morning, once she finally wakes.
I hear some slow movement, so I judge that she’s ready for my patented hangover cure. Outside the bedroom door, I open reddit and find one of those subreddits that never fails to come up with inspiring images and gifs (you know the ones. r/nofanscouples or r/bdsmgw or r/deniedgirls or r/forcedorgasms).
A minute or two later of stroking and my excitement at what I’ve got planned is enough to have me ready to go.
I push open the door, naked and carrying a glass of berocca and some paracetamol (acetaminophen for y’all over there), my cock hard as a rock between them.
I place the glass and the tablets on the side, kiss her on the forehead and kneel next to her on the bed.