I was diagnosed with a rare form of erectile dysfunction. Lignum phallus inordinationem. The disease is found in only 2 out of every 1 trillion people. I am unable to have an erection. When I become sexually aroused my whole body stiffs up and I transform into a coat hanger.
I was horribly desperate for some kind of treatment for my disorder. I was willing to turn anywhere. Online I found a support group that met near where I live.
“We have a little group that meets Mondays and Thursdays”, my email correspondent told me “I would love to see you there some time.”
When I arrived for the meetings I discovered people who suffered just like me. They faced medical dilemmas I had never thought possible. There was a man whose penis would transform into an elephant trunk and then he would ejaculate butterflies instead of cum. There was a woman with breasts that would transform into watermelons and then fall off. She wouldn’t cum unless someone ate them. Another lady said that she had no vagina at all. Only a lump. She said she would cum when people played with her hair. It was insane and with my special form of erectile dysfunction I fit right in.