Sitting in my [boxers](https://i.imgur.com/4q9ETg2.jpeg), with a beer in my hand,
I explored deep in my heart, for feelings about my day;
And the harder I thought, the simpler answer I did land;
Man, I could surely use a really good lay.
Workouts are fine, and Netflix/Prime usually does the trick;
When I’m stressed or tired from the crazy workday swirl.
But not tonight, Redditor friends, for now, I know what I need;
A fun, sweet, curvy, and sexy girl.
BDSM, oral, kinky, or vanilla delight
What you’re into doesn’t matter, I’m an open-minded man.
So let’s go out and stir up some trouble tonight;
Tell me what you’re into and I’ll come up with a plan.
I don’t mind a one-night or meeting nonstop
We’ll drink some wine while dancing in the warm light.
If you like us, you’ll love it on the top;
, With a lot of moans, curled toes and orgasms all night.
I can travel or I can host
Tell me who you are and what you like.
I will promise you, I won’t ghost
Don’t you ponder whether we think alike?