Author: lifeisawork_3300

Our last CL encounter [MFM]

Hey there, long time no see, hope you all didn’t miss me, ah who am I kidding, of course you did. Anyways, todays adventure is about our last reply from Craigslist. Now if you have read some of my previous post, you know I like to go long at times, and this is no exception, since I’ll be including some calls backs to our earlier years.

Anyways, let’s get this show on the road. This was a brand new ad, I stated that me and my buddy were considering getting out of the 3 way game, this ad was a long one, with our catalog of experience and our handling of logistics. Of course the first night we got no hits, and by the third day, I was thinking of reposting it later in the evening. However.. Mid morning I received a well written email, now there are two types of emails we would run into in all our days on cl, the quick burb one and the well long written response. Read more »

[MFM] The night we met the beast

Well it seems like it’s been months since I posted but I was kinda board and since mania season is upcoming, I figure I dig in the old hat and bring up an encounter with the first and probably only woman who brought it and beat us down. The woman who we refer to this day as Whore Lesnar.

But why Whore Lesnar? Well if you know who Brock Lesnar is, then you know what a big guy this dude is. Weather it was UFC or him in professional wrestling, but we mostly are going on his wrestling career, the dude is a beast and the only way to describe this woman is to compare her as the female equivalent. However she wasn’t huge, expect her sexual appetite, she was around 5’5, 130, blonde dirty hair, light skin. Her name should be Slut Lesnar since Whores get paid but Whore Lesnar sounds better.

Ok but now let’s get to the meat of this experience, and if you read my previous post, you know I like to write out a lot and sometimes break the fourth way, Hey Colt Cabana, so go to the bathroom now or hold it in. So as usual it all begins with a Craigslist post, it’s late and she replies stating she’s interested, this is also within our first year of doing mfm, so we aren’t to experienced, maybe 5/7 experiences under our belt, maybe. Read more »

Fucking into the New Year [MFM]

So this is a follow up to the early Christmas present post I did a few months back, and I remember that I never followed back up on it. But while waiting to get tickets to go see Morrissey, my third time, yes I enjoy whiny depressing songs about doomed relationships and the regrets of the past, I remember that post and in a way thanks to waiting for the tickets, which I’ll explain later.

This takes place after our second encounter, she had just come back from a conference in Vegas and asked if we had any plans on New Year’s Eve, now sometimes we’ll go to a bar or in one I actually spent it at a Morrissey concert, but mostly we will go with friends or family and New Years isn’t as big as when your younger younger, if you know what I mean. So we said we didn’t have much planned and agreed to go to her place on New Year’s Eve. We spend about a week in talks and finally the day comes, we leave around 9pm to her place, she’s hosting. She lived about 20mins or so away, in a nicer town, we arrived and found parking. Read more »

[MFM] hardwired to self destruct with our first Asian girl.

So this happen this past weekend and wanted to tell you all while it’s still fresh. The weekend was badass overall, now I like telling a good tale so this could be somewhat long. First off I did a grindhouse triple feature on Friday with 3 of the most controversial movies made, that was the start of the good weekend, but the real story begins on Saturday.

I wake up mid afternoon Saturday since I was going with a good friend to see Metallica at the Rose Bowl, I go and do some stuff, shower and get ready and by 4pm we are on our way to Pasadena to eat and bullshit around before the show. We eat, go fig hunting, yeah am a big nerd. As we are driving out of Walgreens and to the shuttle location, I hear my email notification go off, I check it at the next red light, and it’s from a girl who is interested in some fun, now I posted for one on one and two for one, so I didn’t know which one it was for. Read more »

An early Christmas present in mid December [MFM] part one

So it’s been a couple months since my last post, 6 from the last time I checked, and things have been going ok. It’s been a slow year for me and my buddy and I been pretty busy at times but I had some down time and decided to entertain you all with a little experience we had a couple months back. So sit back kiddies and enjoy.

This happened around mid December of last year, was at the office as usual on a Friday night, getting ready to leave, checking out Craigslist, now I saw this ad and I felt we qualified, now I saw this ad about two hours prior yet didn’t reply. The reason being that it said a different part of town, well just like the overall vicinity, what I found out later, this girl was just a town over. So I shoot off a quick email and about 5 mins later, I get an email back. We go back and forth and we voice verify and exchange pictures. We decide to meet that night at a bar, in our area. Let’s call her Annie, now she was about 5’7, white, curly brown hair, hazel eyes, tattoos, well proportion, she wasn’t skinny or BBW, she was just right. Had a great ass and a nice set of breast and her personality was great too, she had that awkward yet confident feel about her, she was like two years older than us, worked in medical/education, she’s originally from the South. Her look was more laid back, jeans and shirts, eventually she’ll wear dresses but with sneakers, so she was her own person which was hot!! Read more »

[MFM] thanksgiving day stuffing/ Black Friday fun

Been a few months since I last posted, same old, working lots, trying to keep a social life etc, the fun of being an adult. But here’s one before the end of the year, this one took place last year on thanksgiving/Black Friday. Hope you all enjoy and have a happy and safe New Years!!!

Going back to our bread and butter, me and my buddy wanted to do a thanksgiving theme ad on cl. I made the ad, and posted some xxx thanksgiving photos and went on with my day. At around 3pm, I get an email from someone, saying if we are still looking to stuff someone. I reply and say that we are and ask the basic intro questions. She had a 3 way before but wanted to try it again, she was seeing someone but her sexual energy was higher than his, and she was willing to meet that night. Read more »

[MFM] Texas 3 way, wrestlemania weekend

So it’s been a good min since I last posted anything, as always, work is crazy hectic with long hours and little days off at times. But am here relaxing, watching Halloween II, and got that feeling to write up an experience that happen a couple months back. This one takes place in Dallas, Texas, as some of you who may have read the last time I posted here, me and my buddy are life time wrestling fans and this year wrestle mania was at Jerry’s World aka AT&T stadium. We leave Friday morning and get to Dallas early afternoon, now we had know that we wanted to fuck a Texas girl, so we went full force on our ads. Day one, nothing, day two, we got a couple bites but it seemed the girls would flake or not be interested in us, although we did get some black milfs number at one of the bars but it didn’t lead no where. By the third day (Sunday) we were wondering if we were getting anything, we spent all Sunday at the stadium and if your a wrestling fan, you saw how long that even went. We leave and wrap our Sunday night up at our room, just eating and thinking of our last ad too post before we leave Tuesday. Read more »

The night after wrestlemania MFM, part two

Alright guys, back with the second part of this experience, didn’t want to keep you all waiting. So the next day we wake up and have to check out our room, we shower, pack up and head out, get breakfast and talk with more fans at the diners who are going to Raw and who went to Mania the night prior. We go to target, assuming we are going to meet up with our ginger partner, and pick up the extra large box of Trojan condoms, the 36 per box. We explore the town and what not.

Around 2pm we start heading out to the Shark tank or the SAP center, whatever it’s called now. We are excited since it’s the Raw after mania show which is a rowdy crowd, the last show before all the fans go back to their towns etc… I make sure my phone is at 100 percent and make my first text to her around 4pm, once inside. I tell her it’s our last night in town and if she’ll be up to seeing us one last time, she says yes and we text through out the event, me making sure to not waste too much battery. When the main event is about to start, I tell her we are almost leaving, she replies that we should take our time getting to her place since she hasn’t gotten ready. Read more »

Tag teaming at wrestlemania MFM

Hey guys, back at it again, been a busy couple weeks at work, long hours etc… So haven’t been in much of a posting mood, but decided to give you guys something. This takes place about a year ago, when me and my buddy went up to NorCal for wrestlemania weekend. Now if your a wrestling fan and let’s face it, you know you secretly are, wrestlemania is the Super Bowl of wrestling, so lots of people from all over the world come to one town for that weekend. Read more »

Double teaming a model on the rebound

Decided to write you all up about our most recent experience. It’s pretty early, been watching the new RE7 demo, so might as well give you guys something to read, for all the positive feedback.

This happen about two weeks ago, a week after the British MILF experience. It’s Friday night and am leaving the office, go get something to eat and pretty much be a homebody. I wanted to go see a midnight screening of a favorite film of mine but my friend flaked, so just stayed in and read, browsed online etc… Now usually by Friday night, I am tired as fuck and knocked out by 10pm. But I got a good amount of sleep and was pretty awake, it eventually hits 1am and I decide to rub one out, but not before at least attempting to get something off the old CL. I post, an old ad, and browse what kind of porn I’ll watch. I find a scene and begin, but for some weird reason, I decide to check my spam email, reason being, sometimes legit replies go to spam. Read more »