Author: lifeisawork_3300

[MF] How I met a woman on the platonic section of CL to having some dirty fun a few weeks later

Oh hey there, didn’t see you come in, take a seat. So you looking for a tail of excitement huh, well let me tell you the tale of how I met my play partner Ana, which you can read up more on our MFM 3 way in another post.

Around 7 years ago, I was working the crazy swing shift which had some perks but was a fucken bitch to do since it did fuck with your sleep. Anyways, CL was my home back then, and honestly those that know, know. CL for me, was the king of hook ups, no dating app or other site can possibly match the crazy shit CL had at times. So one night am in the office and come across a post on the PLATONIC section of CL. Remember that. The girl is venting about her life, boyfriend, school etc. I send her a playful message and we start chatting. Read more »

[MFM] A surprise MFM 3 way for a play partner

So I been meaning to write this one out for a min but been busy with work, and the inspiration hasn’t been there. But I have a less than usual busy day off so decided to finally put this pen to paper or finger to screen.

Just a heads up, this is the main story, there is however a prequel which includes how I met this play partner but I’ll save that for next time or maybe later, depends on how I’m feeling. And if you never read my stories before, welcome. Heads up, I like going into detail, I like the build up, so my stories tend to go pretty long at times.

A few weeks after I met this girl off CL, and some fun with her, we still kept in touch. I had just purchased my first home and it was empty since I couldn’t move in like I had planned. As I talk with Ana, I came to find out that she had always wanted a MFM but never done one. Of course, me and my best buddy were deep into the MFM scene at that point, so I got with him and we came up with a plan to surprise this new play friend. Read more »

[MF] The last hurrah with the school principal at her conference.

And so we reach the conclusion of the
adventures with the school principal. This takes place just days after Thanksgiving and Black Friday, when she was at a conference at another city.

After the fucking we had on Black Friday, I spent my weekend, relaxing with movies, video games, sleep, working out and just have me time. Of course, we texted and she kept mentioning how she’s never squirted like that before and how she wants to meet up again, she also mentions a conference that she will be at on Monday till Tuesday. Of course the district is footing the hotel, a nice Marriott, just outside of The happiest place on earth. Now, I was honestly debating making the drive, and spent all Monday running errands and deciding if I should make the drive. Around 5pm, I’m done and at home, relaxing, when she snaps me a couple of pictures of some lingerie she took with her. She said she was going to dinner and drinks with friends and would await my decision. Read more »

[MF] Post Thanksgiving stuffing and black I Friday shopping with the school Principal. PART II: Bigger, Louder, Wetter

So this is part dos of my trilogy with the school principal. I appreciate all the positive feedback from the first story, that I felt compelled to tell the rest. As the last one, it’s kinda long but it’s a fun read. Thanks for the support you filthy animals.

So remember how the MFM took place a week before thanksgiving, well now the principle is on vacation for the week. Now that entire year, I was working like dog, long hours and usually 6 days a week, so I decided to a week off starting the day before thanksgiving. Now, me and here were messaging each other daily, just being horn dogs and planning another meet up, we decided we would meet the day after thanksgiving.

It’s thanksgiving day and we are Snapchatting and talking about the next day and fucking our brains out, she’s of course got the thanksgiving meal to prep but does sneak in some sexy pics. Move forward and I had my dinner and did some shopping, so I’m at home, relaxing and we are texting. She mentioned that she needed an alibi since she was coming more towards my area this time. We arrange that I’ll text her as a “friend” and talk about meeting up on Friday to go Black Friday shopping. A success? Read more »

[MFM] Tag teaming the school principle for the first time.

Hello hello hello!!! Long time no see. [looks at planner]. Oh wow it has been a min since I been here. So I been meaning to post this one since last year but then I got busy with Covid and boy did these last 6 months fly by and I been speedrunning RE8. Anyways, if you never read any of my stories, I like to go kinda long, so go to the restroom or get a snack cause we going to be here a min.

So like many of my encounters, this is a MFM that happen back around late 2019. One night I was on a chatting app, I think it was whisper, and I reply to a post some woman posted. Now, a week earlier, I remember chatting to her about a post I made, so I asked about her bunny, since somehow it lead to us talking about her sex toys. Of course the conversation lead to some steamy words and I offered her me and my friend, which got her way more interested, as she never had a MFM. We eventually exchange KIK and chat on there, and verify. And after some pic exchange, she’s on board. Read more »

[MF] Celebrating Fourth of July with the British cougar.

Well hello there my amigos and amigas, hope you all had a kick ass Fourth of July and didn’t blow your hands off but I hope you got blown or gone down on.

This little tale takes place last weekend on the 4th of July. So it starts off like any other day, wake up and do some light things around the house and before I know it it’s close to 2pm. I order some BBQ ribs and sides and go to Walmart to pick up some hotdogs and buns for later. I get what I need and a copy of Cobra on Blu Ray and go get my food. I have my late lunch and settle down to watch my new movie. Now I had no plans for the fourth since it’s not really my favorite holiday, mostly cause I don’t like fireworks so I planned to just watch movies and eat and maybe drink. Read more »

[MFM] An unexpected afternoon with a long lost play partner.

Well hello hello there you degenerated fucks, long time no see. Hope that you are all doing well in this time of uncertainties and trying your best to stay safe and sound. It’s been a good min since I posted here, something’s have changed and some haven’t, you know life throws shit at you and you just take the blows and keep going. But one thing that hasn’t changed much is me and my buddy tag teaming women, and we haven’t really done much of that really in the last two years. We are kinda semi retired but always keep our eyes open for prospects and new adventures.

But it’s Sunday and I just came back from a run and plan to head to target and then watch the last two episodes of the Last Dance. Seriously thou, how good was his airness, just rewatching the whole documentary really shows that ain’t nobody that has come close to matching MJ, Kobe being the only other to match that intensity. During certain times when things weren’t going well for me and my buddy in finding play partners, I always remember MJ failing and getting tore up by those Pistons before getting those 6 rings. Read more »

[MFM] Once Upon a Time in…. [SUCCESS]

In the valley

Narrator: When two guys who have been friends for so long, someone who is more than a brother but less than a wife, there is only one way to bid farewell. A good old fashion tag teaming.
[Enters car]

Buchanan Brothers – “Son of a Lovin’ Man” ? I’m the son of a loving man My daddy told me Get you all the loving you can And I can cause I, I’m the son I’m the son, son, I’m the son, son I’m the son, son, son of a loving me?

Arriving at hotel. 20mins later

[front desk supervisor] Am so sorry but our system is down, (looks at Gloria) Gloria please give him a room and finish the check in later.

Narrator: Our first character finally checks in and sets up for the first woman who is on her way for a night of double pleasure. As the first woman arrives five minutes later and texts to find out what room to go to. Read more »

[MF] The Hateful MILF (70mm version)

Hey everybody!!! Long time no see, well a couple months but here I am again. So I been wanting to post this story since like December but got side tracked but since Tarantino is releasing a new film this week, I decide to release my own story which happen to go hand in hand with his last movie.

Prelude

So it was Christmas and I was bored after being with family for so long and in a rare thing, I went on CL. Well maybe not rare but I really didn’t use CL on XXXmas but I was like “what the hell”. I came across an ad from a older woman wanting to find someone to have some fun with, so I took my shot, while also posting my own one one one ad and a 3 way ad. I went on with my night and was excited since the next day I was going to watch the Hateful Eight but not the regular version, the 70mm version that was exclusive to certain theaters. Read more »

How our last [MFM] turned into a [MF] with little red riding hood.

Oh hey there!!! I didn’t see you guys come in, don’t sneak up on a guy like that. But glad you guys dropped in, I was just writing in my journal about this past weekend and since you all are here, why not share it with you little perverts. It’s been a few months since I posted on here and well looking back, it looks like my last post was about our last MFM off CL. Well we since “retired” and I add quotation marks cause this story goes from one thing to another.

But before we begin this little tale, I will warn you, that my stories sometimes go a bit long. So go to the bathroom now, walk the dog, get your soda or water or whatever it is you need to do, cause I don’t want no interruptions. Read more »