Author: KaidySparklez

Squirted all over my BF for the first time as he switched between my holes while I was babysitting [MF]

Seems like a lot of my stories take place at my Dad’s house while he’s not there lol.

This particular story happened a few years ago when I was 18, and in a very brief relationship. I had managed to make myself squirt before on my own, though very little, and only if the conditions were “just right”. Like most girls who have the potential to squirt, I didn’t realize that a sign of an incoming water show is a particular pressure that feels very similar to needing to pee, but seems to come almost out of nowhere, and builds rapidly when properly stimulated. I just always figured I was about to pee myself if the pressure was too great lol, so I held it in.

I was babysitting my sister one day and got a text from my BF around midday asking if he could stop by real quick to, “drop a load off” before heading to work. Being my constantly horny, insatiable, and caretaking self, I immediately replied with something like, “Yes please! Come empty your stress into me!” I was a bit worried about the logistics considering I was on babysitting duty, but my sister seemed to be utterly preoccupied with her iPad, and I figured it would be easy to sneak into the back room real quick to properly drain my BF like a good whore. Read more »

Blew and Swallowed my Dad’s friend in a parking lot for some weed [MF]

This is one of those memories that stuck with me purely as a result of how unbelievably slutty I felt during the experience lol.

My friend Vina and I were hanging out at a mall one day, both broke as fuck, and incredibly bored as a result. We were both sitting in the food court sharing a Cinnabon (all we could afford lol) when I suddenly spotted someone I recognized. His name was Dan, and he was a friend of my Dad’s who had a small grow operation. This guy ALWAYS had great weed on him, so I figured it couldn’t hurt to catch his attention and see if he wouldn’t give us some.

When Vina and I went out we would always dress like total whores – basically challenging each other to see what we could get away with in public without getting arrested. I was wearing my go-to [booty cheek shorts](https://i.imgur.com/dbs5yg8.jpg) that were 2 sizes too small on me, along with a tiny [halter top with no bra](https://i.imgur.com/hMtWTTB.jpg). It was one of my favorite tops because you could clearly see the outline of my nipples through it lol. Read more »

Let my childhood friend use my asshole to soothe his broken heart [MF]

Giving this whole “quickly-written-and-less-than-ten-pages” story thing a try.

I have this friend from childhood who I briefly “dated” in middle school, but never did anything with besides kissing (I was a bit of a late bloomer). He was always incredibly sweet to me, and one of the only people in my life who remained a friend through childhood, into adulthood. We don’t talk often, but we still catch up occasionally, and it’s always great to hear from him.

A couple years ago, I reached out to him through social media to see how he was, as last I heard he was getting very serious with a girl he and I both knew from high school. Turns out she cheated on him and broke his poor little heart. Being the caretaker I am, I asked him if he wanted to come hang out and talk about it, cry on my shoulder, use my body to make himself feel better – you know, normal stuff. I didn’t actually say that last part lol, but I was kinda hoping he would make a move XD Read more »

Tinder goes from zero to best sex of my life [MF] – Anal

Just another day of sorting through hundreds of matches with desperate and barely literate twenty-somethings, I thought – once again regretting my decision to open the app in the first place. Why was it that not a single one of these gen Z “men” seemed capable of coming off as anything other than horny, narcissistic children rehashing god-awful pickup lines they acquired from some soyboy-pretending-to-be-alpha-male YouTube guide on picking up insecure women? They were starting to blend together into such a grotesque amalgamation of ignorant inauthenticity, unaddressed depression, and ideological zealotry, that I began to question if there was a single man belonging to my generation who didn’t deeply resent their own existence.

Don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t exactly searching for my soulmate and, if a guy was the least bit authentic, interesting, or funny, I would be more than happy to arrange a hookup and just have some fun with him. I was tired of going through the same old boring, unskilled, jobless, and intellectually vacant fuck buddies though, and I figured if I was going to find a new one, I should hold them to a slightly higher standard. Read more »

Tinder Date Results in Absolutely Filthy and Rough Fuck Sesh [MF] – Anal

*Just another day of sorting through hundreds of matches with desperate and barely literate twenty-somethings*, I thought – once again regretting my decision to open the app in the first place. Why was it that not a single one of these gen Z “men” seemed capable of coming off as anything other than horny, narcissistic children rehashing god-awful pickup lines they acquired from some soyboy-pretending-to-be-alpha-male YouTube guide on picking up insecure women? They were starting to blend together into such a grotesque amalgamation of ignorant inauthenticity, unaddressed depression, and ideological zealotry, that I began to question if there was a single man belonging to my generation who didn’t deeply resent their own existence.

Don’t get me wrong, I wasn’t exactly searching for my soulmate and, if a guy was the least bit authentic, interesting, or funny, I would be more than happy to arrange a hookup and just have some fun with him. I was tired of going through the same old boring, unskilled, jobless, and intellectually vacant fuck buddies though, and I figured if I was going to find a new one, I should hold them to a slightly higher standard. Read more »

Camping with longtime friends gets insanely wild! Part 2 [MF]

Part one: [https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/v9z7sh/camping_with_longtime_friends_gets_insanely_wild/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/v9z7sh/camping_with_longtime_friends_gets_insanely_wild/)

Me – Jake: 38

My Wife – Kaitlyn: 34

Friend 1 The Husband – James: 39

Friend 2 The Wife – Amy: 37

Disclaimer: This story is not from my own experience, and is not told from my perspective! Enjoy! :)

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A couple hours later and we were all setup and ready to get the party started. Our campsite was right next to the river that ran through the campground, and the girls had long since changed into their bikini’s, and were several drinks in – no doubt eager to soak in the remaining sun before dusk. Kaitlyn had decided to rock a fantastic pair of cutoff booty shorts to cover her bikini bottoms, but Amy apparently felt that full coverage bikini bottoms were too much for this heat, let alone shorts to cover them up, so she went with a VERY cheeky “half-thong” that left little to the imagination. Read more »

Camping with longtime friends gets insanely wild! Part 1 [MF]

Disclaimer: This story is not from my own experience, and is not told from my perspective! Enjoy! :)

Me – Jake: 38

My Wife – Kaitlyn: 34

Friend 1 The Husband – James: 39

Friend 2 The Wife – Amy: 37

“He did WHAT???”, I overheard Kaitlyn (my wife) exclaim loudly from the kitchen before forcing her voice to a lower volume, no doubt trying to refrain from drawing my attention. Too late, I knew she was talking to her best friend Amy, and she was using her familiar “this is really exciting and I need to hear more, but I’ll try and pretend I’m not as excited as I actually am” voice. It was a voice I had come to know well over the long years of their friendship, and it never failed to signal my attention like a dog whistle tuned only for my ears. Read more »

My[F] First Anal – A Buttslut Origin Story

Are anal whores born or made? Maybe both? It’s an age-old question which mankind has yet to answer with any certainty, but I, for one, was born a buttslut, and I hope to prove that claim by regaling you with the tale of my first ever butt-stuffing!

For as long as I can remember, I have loved putting things in my butthole. From bouncing on a plunger handle like a desperate whore searching for literally anything to stretch my hole with, to testing my limits by seeing how many sharpies I could fit up there, I have always craved having my slutty little asshole filled as much and as often as possible. I knew it was only a matter of time before I would experience the real thing, and solidify my place amongst the legendary buttsluts of old. Read more »

Friend’s [M]Brother “Helps” Us[FF] with a Slutty Photoshoot

**Cast**

Me: 19[F] at the time (21 now)

Vina: 19[F] friend

Zach: Her 21-year-old [M]brother

“Do you seriously not know how to twerk?” Vina asked me incredulously – her disappointment so palpable I felt a flash of shame heat my face.

“Stop laughing, you whore! I don’t get it, what am I doing wrong?”

I had practiced a couple times in the past because it seemed like a right of passage for my generation, but I struggled to get the motion down perfectly, and apparently it just looked like my ass was having some kind of fit.

“Just stop and watch again, Katie. You’re overcomplicating it”. She removed her ripped old jeans – now just in a purple lace thong and tank top – to free up her movement and give me a full view of the muscles in action. She squatted low to the floor with her back arched, hands on her knees, and ass out, and very slowly walked me through the process.

“Arch your back and pop your ass out like this, then straighten your back and let your butt fall.” Read more »

Letting my [M]Virgin Coworker Test his V-card Chip on my [F]Holes

This is what happens when I try to write a “shorter” story lol, oh well.

This story happened when I was 18 (21 now) and working my first full time job at a sort of gas station/rest stop/food court place. Most of my coworkers were guys between the ages of 18 and 25 and the majority of them were obnoxious assholes who clearly didn’t want to be there and would do the bare minimum on a good day. I’m a whore, but I still have SOME standards, and I tend to avoid people who make my life difficult.

There were a few exceptions though, and one of them was such a sweetheart that he quickly became my favorite to work with. We’ll call him Mike, and I think he was about 23 at the time. Mike wasn’t all that good looking, intelligent, or even funny, but he was a hard ass worker and an incredibly kind and considerate person. He was the type of person that, when surrounded by mostly lazy assholes, was an obviously easy target to take advantage of and bully, and he definitely got his fair share. Read more »