Author: justahoustonpervert

[MF] a suprising end to a boring day

some of you guys probably figured out what city I live in, and that’s ok. considering that people can get lost in a city of 6 million people in over 600 sq miles of land, it’s easy to not to run into people for years.

which is great when doing plenty of Craigslist meetings.

I was doing the rounds of mandatory medical things a man my age have to do and was quite frankly, I was tired of it. at the last minute my doctor ordered me to take a series of tests and to head to another doctor a few floors above him.

I groaned and I looked at my watch. 3:30. if I’m lucky, I might be out by 4:30.

no such luck. there were people way ahead of me. accepting defeat, I pulled out my laptop to keep up with the office and do a little redditing.

as I’m eventually called up, I go through a battery of tests, doing various things while doing some casual flirting with the nurses and telling them jokes. finally, I get to see my doctor. so they shuffle me away to some small room and wait. and wait. Read more »

[mf] [anal] When I was younger, and introduction of a psycho chick.

This happened years ago when I kept a blog on the women I dated and merry overt Craigslist. this is part one of a particular woman that played out over several months. this may seem a bit tame to some of you at first, but believe me, this is just a warm up.

if there is enough interest, I’ll continue with the story, but it may go to more appropriate subreddits.

pardon the bad edits. it starts below:

While sorting through the emails this past weekend of people wanting to come to my party when I came across a very interesting email of which I’ll paraphrase:

“I am looking for a good gangbang with at least 2 or more. I am white, tight, wet and wild, ready to play. Stats: 35, 5’4″. 120 lbs,brunette, toned and in shape and ready to please. I can only play from Monday through Thursday but I’m available anytime in those days.”

Interesting.
I shot her a quick email and within a few short responses I got a phone number. Read more »

[MFF] a meeting in Wisconsin.

This may be a long post, so bear with me.
names were changed, but not locations.

I have a tendency to cruise Craigslist and other areas looking for something different, and will post an ad or two ahead of my arrival.

In this case it was mine putting out an ad for something random. Literally. I was in a small town of lacrosse WI, and I knew I was going to stay there for a few days so I saw what I could dig up.

One thing I learned from posting in smaller towns and cities is that people don’t get the opportunity to play out or explore their fetishes because of the small social circles, and will generally go to a nearby town or city to indulge in them.

Anyway, I came across several interesting responses.
One of which were a pair of ladies. They didn’t want a threesome, but wanted to see a guy jack off.

Now I need to add at this point, I go through a certain protocol to screen out spammers, con artists, and other people out to ruin my fun, and I have yet to find myself in a dangerous situation. Awkward , yes, dangerous, no. Read more »

My wife’s pursuit of anonymous cock

I was out of town for a while, when my wife apparently had a bit of an itch; she wanted to suck cock and she wanted it now. Since I was a goodly ways away I was not able to provide her with my cock, so I suggested that she find someone else's to suck. none of my friends were available to oblige her, so she was forced to go elsewhere.

So I went ahead and suggested Craigslist, the way we had originally met.

She told me how she took out an ad and was immediately flooded by offers, the ages ranged widely from from early teens to about 55 and varied in content from crude to poetic. she quickly deleted the post and focused on the 10 that she found promising from the hundreds of emails she received within a half an hour of her initial post.

She settled on one that was relatively close to us, fairly young at about 25. She quickly made plans with him and got dressed in sweats and quite literally ran out the door.

They met behind an alleyway that is common in our neighborhood behind a pair of homes that were up for sale. Read more »

My [F]riend’s first gangbang [MMMMMMMM] during spring break as told to me.

This was told to me by a lover of a gangbang she had when she was younger. Please take into account this was told to me about 10 yrs ago of an event that happened 10 years previously. I'm straining my excellent memory to remember the details and questions I asked about that day. For science of course.

where did this conversation take place? our first meeting at a gangbang i was hosting from Craigslist. go fig.

my friend at the time was a fairly curvy 19 yr old of Philippino decent with big, DD tits and was mentioned prominently in an entry on my blog.

she went on spring break with a few friends and somehow got separated at a hotel they were staying at. From what she told me she was perpetually horny at this age and was basically a slut in college, and obviously later in life.

Anyway, she wound up in a room with about 8 guys or so playing drinking games. The conversation eventually turned towards sex and there were a number of guys she was interested in, and considering she didn't like to drink much, she was quite sober in her decisions, but drank just enough to blame it on being drunk. Read more »