My wife works with a very nerdy guy named Chris. Every time I would visit her, I could tell just from watching Chris non verbal habits that he had a big time crush on my wife. I would playfully tease her about it and she’d tell me all the time, “look at him honey, he’s a harmless nerd.
One night, a bunch of her office staff gathered for drinks. I went with her and Chris was there as well. After several drinks he and I were talking without her around. I told him I could tell he had a crush on her and that I understood because of how sexy she was but that he needed to keep it in perspective. I could tell it made him a little mad hearing me say that, but he told me okay and offered to buy the next round.
After that next round I remember feeling very groggy like was about to pass out. My wife said we should head home but Chris intervened and said someone more sober should drive us home. He offered to drive us back to our house and before I could say no, next thing I knew, I was in the back seat with my wife in the front seat and Chris driving my car. I tried to speak but Chris stopped me and said, “don’t worry, I’ll take care of everything buddy.”