Sometimes life is nuts. Many years ago back in college I was dating a coed who still lived with her parents at home. They had a beautiful house and had recently built out a fancy sitting room with thick sliding glass doors.
We were texting one night, and she told me she was really horny for some hard anal. I said,”great but where, your parents are home?”
She said, “they’re asleep upstairs, why don’t you come in through the backyard fence and I’ll let you into the sitting room, they won’t hear anything through the glass doors.”
I asked about their Daschund barking, and she said, ” good point, I’ll bring him out with me and meet you on the sidewalk.”
We met on the sidewalk, and slipped into the sitting room. We let the dog back into the house and closed the glass doors.
We fucked on their new mahogany couch, and then after lubing up ended up having intense hard anal sex. It was awesome, until right after I came and pulled out, she shat right onto the new couch.