Absolutely Crazy Anal Sex Outcome! [MF]

Sometimes life is nuts. Many years ago back in college I was dating a coed who still lived with her parents at home.  They had a beautiful house and had recently built out a fancy sitting room with thick sliding glass doors.

We were texting one night, and she told me she was really horny for some hard anal. I said,”great but where, your parents are home?”

She said, “they’re asleep upstairs, why don’t you come in through the backyard fence and I’ll let you into the sitting room, they won’t hear anything through the glass doors.”

I asked about their Daschund barking, and she said, ” good point, I’ll bring him out with me and meet you on the sidewalk.”

We met on the sidewalk, and slipped into the sitting room.  We let the dog back into the house and closed the glass doors.

We fucked on their new mahogany couch, and then after lubing up ended up having intense hard anal sex.  It was awesome, until right after I came and pulled out, she shat right onto the new couch.

She was absolutely horriified and embarrassed. I tried to calm her down but she said, ” look, can you please just go I’m sorry.” She ran out the doors and went upstairs.  I had no idea what to do so I left.

I didn’t hear from her for a week, and no reply to my texts. She finally called me a week later.  Once again I started trying to tell her to relax but she cut me off sobbing, ” I’m so embarrassed but that’s not it, they put Elliot ( the Daschund) down,”

I said, ” WTF, why,? Oh shit, they thought he messed up the couch?”

She sobbed, ” Yes, it was like a new $10,000 couch, my parents got into a huge fight about it, and my dad took him to the pound.”

I love dogs and was horrified, ” Didn’t you try and clean it?” I asked, ” who does this to their dog?”

She said, ” I was going to in the morning, but my dad found it first.”

I was speechless at this point.  We broke up a few months later.  Years later I still feel a tinge of guilt whenever I see a Daschund.

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4 comments on “Absolutely Crazy Anal Sex Outcome! [MF]

  1. LMAO – Poor little ankle bitin’ Fritz gets fooked right in the old anal orifice of life… that’s just… not right… (then why am I still chuckling? sick)

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