[X-Post: r/Autofellatio] [M]y first casual selfsuck or The Joy of Swallowing.

I have another memory that is pretty seared into my mind, I thought I would share it.

Still living abroad, I had come home from partying, and I had the very early stages of blue balls from grinding at the club/bar. Turns out she was dating someone and I almost got the shit kicked out of me, so I arrived home alone, just me and my balls. Beating off with blueballs is painful for me, feels like turning my balls into a speedbag, and I was pretty tired and still drunk so I just went to bed and fell asleep immediately. I woke up about an hour later with a pretty intense case of aching blueballs, really swollen, my balls looked like a dark tennis ball

I decided that waiting out the pain wasn't an option and that I should use my mouth to finish myself gently without knocking my balls around. Best decision I ever made. That was the night that I realized that self-head doesn't have to be a big production, with meticulous warm-ups and planning ahead and scented candles for the mood (joking). I sleepily rolled onto my side and pulled my legs up straight, with my arms folded under my upper thighs so I could pull my head down. The blankets were still over most of my body except for my upper back, but the AC was on so I didn't feel too hot.

[X-Post: r/Autofellatio] True Story: The first time I ever successfully sucked [M]yself off.

This is the story of my first successful self suck, with a little bit of background first:

I'm a straight white male in my mid twenties, standard scourge of the earth, in case someone wants to know. My erectile quality varies a bit, but at my hardest I have measured myself at around 6 inches, a hair over 7 if I push the ruler painfully against my pubic bone. I have to assume this is from the fat pad on the pubic bone. I think if I got in a bit better shape I could probably reclaim some cock.

I was probably in 7th grade when the concept of self sucking first occurred to me. I tried it and was nowhere close, so I gave up. I would go through random phases of trying again and failing for all of high-school, and some of college. Sometimes when I was at home during my college years, the regular horniness of a bedtime masturbation session would boil over and I would end up staying up until 4AM stretching, and reaching, and throwing my legs over my head against the wall in the yoga plow pose, to try to get my cock closer to my mouth.