It was an accident I swear, I didn’t mean to. It happened when I hooked up with this guy from tinder, he was cute, nice, and charming… We were having a few drinks in one of those bars with open booths, dimly lit, pretty crowded, weird furniture, leather seats, you know the kind. Our conversation was getting dirtier with each cocktail, “would you rather” anal or oral? (We both said oral), “where’s the strangest place you’ve had sex?” (I said carwash, he said library), “finish inside or outside?” (we both said outside)…
Things were going great, we were both having a great time so I used my favourite move.
“I put my favourite panties on tonight,” I said, “would you like to see them?”
Of course he said he’d love to, and asked if I wanted to go back to his place as it was only a few minutes away. While he was booking the uber I reached under my dress and pulled my panties off, he looked up from his phone as I handed them to him and said,
“See, there’s little kittens on them”. I always love the reaction I get when I do it, he looked totally shocked, then gave me the most evil grin.