I had hot rebound sex with a sexy Greek guy and he makes me cum way hard with his huge cock [MF]

You met Tim on Tinder. He was Greek. Longish dark, wavy hair. Wore glasses sometimes. In extremely good shape. The kind where he clearly lived in the gym. Tall and muscular. You started talking and couldn’t stop. You told him about Paul. He said he was an asshole. You decided you wanted to meet up. He picked a bar near your mom’s house, where you were living since Paul dumped you.

You drove from a happy hour with your coworkers. You would all go out after work and blow off steam after teaching all day. Tucker would tell you to get back on the horse and scroll through Tinder with you. Jane would tell you you were fucking hotter than him anyway and you’re in your prime! Megan would start a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill about all the other teachers in school when she got too drunk. It made you forget about getting your heart ripped out of your chest.

You get to the bar and park. Tim calls you.

“Hey are you here?” Tim says.

“Yup, meet me at the doors!”

I tell him his dick is tiny and he cums hard [MF] [goddess worship] [cuck]

You’re on a hot streak. 3 guys in 5 days. You’re scrolling Tinder just for fun now. No huge push to pull in anything else since you like the rotation you’ve got going. Then you see Jose. Dark hair, dark eyes, muscular. He reminds you of Tim. Tim was hot and that’s still probably the best sex you’ve ever had. He helped you discover so many things. Fucking narcisstic asshole.

You message Jose first and tell him he’s hot. He says you’re gorgeous. You exchange some pleasantries and then he asks you if you’d like a loving, adoring man to take care of you while you’re still able to go out and fuck young, hot, hung studs. You tell him that sounds like a dream. He asks for your number and you give it to him.

You’re dripping wet while you text him. He asks you if you’re real. You say he should Facetime you to find out. He does and he’s even fucking hotter on camera. You read him some of the sexts from the others. He tells you you’re wild and it’s so hot. You say you know. Conceited bitch.

I let my boyfriend fuck another girl in front of me and I eat her out [FFM]

“Babe, this girl said I’m allowed to grab her ass. Can I?” Jesse says rushing over to you through the lights in the trees in the backyard.

“What?? Um no, that’s weird. Everyone knows you’re here with your girlfriend and they’d think you were a cheating asshole.” You raise your eyebrows playfully.

He goes back over to the group he was chatting with while you stay with yours. You see her standing there laughing and touching his arm. She’s about your height but even curvier. Short brown hair, dark eyes, side shave, piercings. She’s definitely hotter than you.

You’re a little jealous, but you always think it’s hot to watch him flirt. He knows it and leans in to whisper something in her ear.

You turn back to your group of mostly fighters’ girlfriends and continue making small talk.

“Like oh my god, can you believe Raheem lost his Bellator fight?” girl 1 says.

“No, I totally thought he had that. Wait, Kat, wasn’t Jesse training him?” girl 2 says.

“Yeah, for a while, but he ended up switching gyms. I think they had some type of disagreement.” you say.

You meet the love of your life at a frat party [romance]

To All The Boys Who Fucked Me Over

Oh my god, Kat! Come look at these pictures of my new g-little wasted!” Lindsey squealed. G-little, or grand little, is apparently a term you use in a co-ed honors’ fraternity. Lindsey took on a “little” in her fraternity last year, now it was her little’s turn. These roles were meant to emulate a big brother or big sister, but basically it just meant you bought alcohol for someone underage in the fraternity and forced them to drink too much.

You see him for the first time on Lindsey’s iphone screen. He looked like a hot, teen pop star version of Cupid. Curly blonde hair, blue eyes, pink cheeks, drunk as fuck facial expression. You think he’s cute even though he’s hunched over a toilet. He’s filling out a Haines t-shirt in all the best ways.

“What the fuck did you make him drink??” You say.

“Oh we make them all chug vodka! It’s hilarious. They always throw up,” Lindsey answers.

[Daddy] [hatefuck] To All The Boys Who Fucked Me Over. Sample Chapter: Tim [angry hot funny sexual manic pixie dream girl type of sh!t]

Honestly, fuck Paul. You always knew he was a pompous douchebag anyway. Fucking asshole is more like it. You knew she wasn’t just his friend. Fucking liar. He was into her and you knew it right when he told you about meeting her in class. And when you saw him Facebook messaging her again from his phone. And when he said it was fine, he could just hike and do science shit with her and come home to you. You looked her up once. She even fucking looked like you. But with better hair. Fuck her.

Somewhere, you knew he wasn’t going to possibly stick around. Not through your tendencies to cancel all plans to stay home and watch Parks & Rec again. That probably should have been the first sign you were bipolar or schizophrenic or what the fuck ever they decided to call it next. But you didn’t know that then. You thought you were just unhappy with your job and watching him fade away into her. It was depression though. And you’d go through it again.

[sapiosexuals] To All The Boys Who Fucked Me Over. Sample Chapter: Jesse [love] [romance] [basically twilight with bipolar boyfriends instead of vampires]

Obsessed. You couldn’t get enough of each other. You go to dive bars and he grabs your knee the whole time while your pashmina slides off your shoulder. His tattooed arms brush your hair behind your ear while you’re talking and he just stares at you. You’ve never felt so seen and loved and adored and dominated and freed. You go to strip clubs together and get drunk and talk about the ones you think are hot. You go to the drive in movie theatre to see End Game and get so high on his weed pen. You go to the beach on a cloudy day, drink twisted tea from a large pitcher, and set spells on the sky to make the clouds clear up. They do and you decide you’re clearly magic together.

After 3 months of that you sit with him in the Applebee’s parking lot before you go in.

“I’m in lesbians with you,” he says.

You laugh hard and say, “Excuse me?”

“Yup super in lesbians with you. Can’t help myself.”

“Aw, I’m in lesbians with you too.”

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To All The Boys Who Fucked Me Over. Sample Chapter: Jose

You’re on a hot streak. 3 guys in 5 days. You’re scrolling Tinder just for fun now. No huge push to pull in anything else since you like the rotation you’ve got going. Then you see Jose. Dark hair, dark eyes, muscular. He reminds you of Tim. Tim was hot and that’s still probably the best sex you’ve ever had. He helped you discover so many things. Fucking narcisstic asshole.

You message Jose first and tell him he’s hot. He says you’re gorgeous. You exchange some pleasantries and then he asks you if you’d like a loving, adoring man to take care of you while you’re still able to go out and fuck young, hot, hung studs. You tell him that sounds like a dream. He asks for your number and you give it to him.

You’re dripping wet while you text him. He asks you if you’re real. You say he should Facetime you to find out. He does and he’s even fucking hotter on camera. You read him some of the sexts from the others. He tells you you’re wild and it’s so hot. You say you know. Conceited bitch.