So I was at my favourite nightclub, since the security is only there to stop fights, I started talking to a straight 10 by looks and at least 8 by intelligence and I ask her if she wants a bit of *snort* and she obviously agreed.
So we go to the toilet, do a line, start kissing (she knew how to do it properly) yada yada yada.
I get cheeky and decide to try put my hand down her trousers, she grabs my hand in a hesitant manner and says “I’m on my period man”, so like any wise person would (like when she says no kind of way) I move my hand away but she grips it tighter and says “what have you never had period sex before”.
I have actually cuz relationships yeno, but my smooth ass decided to reply perfectly.
“Is that a question or an offer”
I could have done better but come on, in the heat of the moment with no time to think about it that’s really good. But ye, it was great, filthy…
Couldn’t finish cuz of my heavy intoxication but she did, 3 times that I’m sure of. If you all want the details let me know but I just wanted to share this experience to the world more effectively then bringing it up every now and then talking to strangers in clubs.