[MF] funny nightclub story

So I was at my favourite nightclub, since the security is only there to stop fights, I started talking to a straight 10 by looks and at least 8 by intelligence and I ask her if she wants a bit of *snort* and she obviously agreed.
So we go to the toilet, do a line, start kissing (she knew how to do it properly) yada yada yada.
I get cheeky and decide to try put my hand down her trousers, she grabs my hand in a hesitant manner and says “I’m on my period man”, so like any wise person would (like when she says no kind of way) I move my hand away but she grips it tighter and says “what have you never had period sex before”.
I have actually cuz relationships yeno, but my smooth ass decided to reply perfectly.
“Is that a question or an offer”
I could have done better but come on, in the heat of the moment with no time to think about it that’s really good. But ye, it was great, filthy…
Couldn’t finish cuz of my heavy intoxication but she did, 3 times that I’m sure of. If you all want the details let me know but I just wanted to share this experience to the world more effectively then bringing it up every now and then talking to strangers in clubs.

That’s the end of the story but I’m only home from the club now, after an borning, uneventful night, with too much energy so here’s a little rant for whoever likes my writing(for some reason).

The secret about love is that only one person in a relationship can be obsessed about the other. So you can either go and try love someone else or wait for someone to love you, but when someone loves you and tries to make you stay with them, you start to lose interest as there’s no challenge, no stressing over the thought of losing them. Its normal for humans to want entertainment and if there’s no drama in a relationship it gets boring.
The best way to not get hurt is to let them love you and just find someone that your willing to stick with even though your not crazy about them, simply because your aware of the situation and you can make it work through self control.
That’s just my opinion though, I know people can love each other but I’m yet to find someone that I love that really loves me back.
Let me know if you all want more stories like that one, I have plenty but I like that one because of my quick thinking

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/10xlb03/mf_funny_nightclub_story