Funny things is I don’t think italians realize how dumb they sound when they use that accent. They sound like blue collar trash and not “joyfully ethnic” which is what they’re going for. I dated this woman for a bit. who had a bit of that jersey shore fake Italian accent (hertits made up for the voice for a little while). One day she’s riding me, pounding away on my 10″ salami, and she gives me some dirty talk in that Mario and Luigi voice. I immediately tossed her off the bed, and told her never to do that again. Guys liked me don’t smash little Italy trash. I need my women to at least sound upper middle class. Worked out well for a short while she took to the gag and choke chain the same way my dumb golden retriever did when I was kid. Dumped her down the street the same way I did that stupid dog too lol