Funny things is I don’t think italians realize how dumb they sound when they use that accent. They sound like blue collar trash and not “joyfully ethnic” which is what they’re going for. I dated this woman for a bit. who had a bit of that jersey shore fake Italian accent (hertits made up for the voice for a little while). One day she’s riding me, pounding away on my 10″ salami, and she gives me some dirty talk in that Mario and Luigi voice. I immediately tossed her off the bed, and told her never to do that again. Guys liked me don’t smash little Italy trash. I need my women to at least sound upper middle class. Worked out well for a short while she took to the gag and choke chain the same way my dumb golden retriever did when I was kid. Dumped her down the street the same way I did that stupid dog too lol
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9963cb/mfshe_toucha_my_spaghett
Upper middle class? 10 inch? You sound like a fucking idiot.
This is some full retard kinda shit. Is this supposed to be funny or sexy in some way? Try again, without all the stupid shit this time.
Yeah this is fake and you definitely don’t have a 10 inch penis
….alright then.