[M/NB] The other guy who lives in your head is pretty hot too (Part 1)

Andria was going on a date with that guy, Flavio, they had met on OKCupid. He was hot, hung, and didn’t seem overly smart, so they thought he was the perfect guy for a quick lay while on vacation in Madrid. No strings attached, unless he was into bondage, of course.

His profile was typical of fuckboys on that app: plenty of pictures with his abs out that also showed the bulge in his pants, numerous emojis, mainly “😜” and “💦”, and a short bio in English to maximize his chances with hot tourists: “Here for a good time, not a long time. I’m sure our kid would look great, but please be on the pill anyway.”

They got on a bus that contained a few other goths and an old lady who was taking her dog to the vet, and they daydreamed about the kinds of things they would do with Flavio. They knew they wanted to leave his place with plenty of hickies and get their nipple piercings played with. And their black leather choker wasn’t just a statement to how goth they were, it also meant their preferred method of collaring was hands. 

[F] Just got out of a boring business presentation to jill off in a public bathroom

It was boring as all hell and I mostly came for the networking and food/drinks aspects. I made friends with some girl and we were sitting next to eachother, lamenting that it was taking too long. Turns out, just when I thought the last part was over, there was a literal hour left. I was DYING.

So I was bullshitting on my phone, dying of boredom, when I notice I’m emptying out my battery rather quickly. This is alarming because I still have to go home afterward and home is far away. I also have to call my ride.

I ask homegirl if she has a portable battery. Nope. And no way to charge a phone in the room.

Then, after a while, as I was getting more and more alarmed by the battery situation, life strikes me with the most vicious shit. I’m horny. *Badly* horny. Would fuck absolutely anything in any position regardless of STD status horny.

I guess opening Tinder to flirt with some girls would’ve done the trick, but I didn’t really want to out myself to the whole back row, and also I wanted something more… Direct.