Author: CarpetCaptain

[MF] In the vein of X partners in X hours, here’s my contribution

Two weeks ago was the AFC Championship Game and I’m a die hard Patriots fan, still measure a lot of life events by how the Patriots did that year.

Woke up that morning with a text from one current FWB who simply wrote “I really need your dick”. She goes to school closeby and interns at the school itself so she was heading towards my side of town already. Now who am I to not fulfill that kind of request, so I told her to come by. I met her in the lobby of my building and we made out all the way upstairs in the elevator. She was rubbing me over my sweatpants and it did not take long for me to get hard. By the time we made it in the door, my sweatpants were half off and I pulled her tits out of her top and was flicking her piercings. There’s a couch right at the entrance so I bent her over the armrest and fucked her from behind. I told her I was close and her eyes rolled in the back of her head (her words) and I pulled out right before I came and shot over her back and ass. 1 ✅ Read more »

[MF] Meeting in a Parking Garage

So after talking with [**advicethrowaway1568**](https://www.reddit.com/user/advicethrowaway1568) , we finally made a plan to get together. It was planned for later in the week, but I texted her that I was free last night and up for a meeting. She was at work so we thought we could try to meet on her break. We decided on 2ish am and I set out from my house driving to her. I sent her a teasing picture of my cock outlined in my shorts. Along the way, Mother Nature tried to be a massive cockblock with a blowing snowstorm and roads that hadn’t been cleared yet, but I soldiered on. Finally, I texted her that I was at her workplace in the parking garage and she met me at my car a few minutes later. Read more »

I didn’t know she had a fiancé [MF] [Cheating]

I fucked up the tags the first time. Attempt #2

“We can’t do this again, I’m engaged”

Back up here.

I met Melissa at my friend’s birthday party and we hit it off. She was cute, thick, and loved to flirt. She was about 5’4″ or 5’5″, hourglass figure, and the biggest set of tits I’ve ever seen in person. I’m not the greatest looking guy but I’ve got a great sense of self-deprecating humor. I was talking to Melissa most of the night and before she left, she gave me her number.

I texted her the next weekend and she told me she’s a lifeguard. I told her there was a pool and jacuzzi in my apartment building and since it was snowing outside, she could come by and use it. She came over about an hour later and we both went swimming. Eventually, it devolved into splashing each other or getting in the hot tub. I couldn’t help but stare at how she filled out her bathing suit and gave me glances down her suit. Eventually, I stopped her in the jacuzzi and very smoothly said “You’ve got great tits.” She smacked me and then pulled me in for a kiss. I was all over the place but enjoying every minute. She turned around and started grinding her ass against my crotch and I leaned down to kiss the nape of her neck. She eventually slid my swimming trunks down and told me to sit on the edge of the jacuzzi, clearly in view of anyone who entered. She pursed her lips and slid them down my cock, taking the whole length in at once. Till this day, top 3 blowjob I’ve ever received. Read more »

Trying to watch a [m]ovie with Leeanne[f]

Leeanne was an amazing girl. She had thick curves, a very pretty smile, and the most shocking red hair I’ve ever seen. And for some reason, she liked me.

This was my second attempt at a date since the first one had to be cut short because she got called in to work (she was a nurse). For this one, I went all out. We went to a fancy dinner, talked and got to know each other, and then went to watch a classic movie at a theater in Rogers Park. As we took our seats, we noticed the movie was pretty empty, I guess culture is dead. She snuggled under my arm and the movie started. About halfway through the movie, I noticed her arm creeping over the partition and into my lap. I didn’t say anything but slowly she started rubbing my crotch over my pants. Being only human, this was all it took; I lifted her head and kissed her fully. This was the encouragement she needed and she started stroking my rapidly hardening cock. The arm that I had around her made its way down to her sizable breasts and rubbed her nipple. She was very vocal so this was all it took to elicit a moan. The only other couple in the movie theater gave us a harsh shush and we knew we’d have to make our way. Read more »

When I [f]irst [m]et Vicki

(For a description of Vicki, please check last story)

As most Tinder stories go, I went over to her place after we had both had a few drinks at a bar in Oak Park. She first suggested Mario Kart cause she had an old school N64. I was in nerd heaven. We play a few rounds, she is surprisingly good at this and manages to take the clinching round. I’ve noticed her rubbing my arm or sitting close but I have been described as clueless so I didn’t make a move. I ask her where the bathroom is and go to break the seal.

I came back out and she’s pulled her shirt lower so her impressive cleavage is on full display and is still playing Mario Kart. I come over and join but I’m now very distracted. I keep looking over but trying not to stare. I get up to get water and come sit back down and she takes my left hand and places it down her cleavage. I look at her and she says “Well you weren’t taking signals.” Read more »

[M]y [f]ourth time watching Deadpool

I had known this girl Vicki for a while. We had fooled around at her place and mine but mostly vanilla stuff. When the Deadpool movie came out, I loved it (closet nerd). However, she hadn’t seen it. So one night we decided to go watch it at this theater in Oak Park late at night.

A little about me. I’m 24 and about 5’11” with a dad bod. Vicki is about 6’1″ and curvy in the right places, a DD cup and thick ass (a PAWG, if you will).

I see her walking to the theater and I can’t help stare down her shirt. She catches me staring and winks, “After the movie, my place?” We walk in and enjoy the movie, laughing in this empty theater. Afterwards, we begin to leave and both go to the restrooms in the basement. I came out first and Vicki comes out with a twinkle in her eye “I can’t wait to get home, I just smoked a quick bowl in the bathroom”. I asked her, “Was it really that empty? Maybe I should check?” Read more »