First Ti[M]e [F]ellatio

“You owe me for this,” Callie said flatly, not even bothering to look at me as I slid into the passenger seat. What was supposed to be one beer with an old friend had turned into many, and Uber really isn’t practical way out here.

I stopped for a moment, her words registering in my brain, and then began to lean over the center console. “Let’s…let’s get it goin’ then,” I slurred drunkenly in her ear as I tried to kiss her neck. She pushed me away roughly, but I swear I saw the corner of her mouth curl up into a smile as we punched the gas out of the parking lot of the bar.

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The hangover hit hard as it typically does in your late 20’s. Gone were the days of rallying for more drinks the next night, and I found myself underneath the covers reading a book by about 9:30 pm. My girlfriend Callie was in the shower, apparently in agreement that there would be no midnight revelry tonight.

The door opened slowly and out of the corner of my eye, I sensed that she was standing in the doorway. Looking up from my book, I found a quite unexpected sight – Callie dressed in a sheer black robe and a tiny black thong.

Coming Ho[M]e [F]rom Work

We’ve been texting each other all day – nothing super naughty (I am on work WiFi after all), but dirty enough that I have to check for a tent in my pants before I get up to go to another meeting. You’ve taken today off and are working around the house, but somehow find a way to tease me in between the tasks that you’ve given yourself.

It starts off innocuous at first; you’re telling me about wiping down the counters while I’m imagining what you’re wearing. You eventually relent and tell me that you’ve slipped into those black yoga pants that you swear you can’t wear in public because they’re too tight and someone might see the faint outline of your pussy, or the lines of the thong that you’ve put on for me. You know how much I love that tiny black piece of fabric. Up top, you tease me about the lacy black bra that you “just happened” to find in the bottom of our dresser this morning and the impossibly small white tank top that hugs your breasts so nicely and shows off your smooth, flat stomach. I am literally aching in my office for 5:00 to come.