Author: BombayBigButt

F22 [FM] – Guy slapped my ass at Wegman’s and I liked it

When you wear yoga pants, you get male gazes.

When you have a big butt, you get men following you.

When you pull your yoga pants up so high that you give yourself a wedgie, guys you talk to in line at the bakery section slap your ass!

He said “I don’t usually say this, but you look amazing in those yoga pants.”

I laughed and said “thanks!” and stuck out my butt. He gave it a big slap and said “thanks!” right back. LOL. He didn’t ask and it was kinda weird but I played it off.

Some woman lectured me when I was walking out about “giving guys false impressions”. Whatever, this is the most desirable I’ll ever be.

Such a sloppy blowie that spit dripped down my knuckles – F22 [FM]

I went Christmas shopping with two of my roommates and my roommate’s bf. Yes, the one I’m hooking up with behind her back.

I wore the sexiest snow bunnie oufit I could find just to make him salivate. And he did. It was really risky bc a few times he was slapping my ass right out of sight of my roommate.

Anyway, we get home, he goes home. And I get a text asking me to come over. So I tell my roommate that I’m going outside for a drive/chat with my mom.

Except I went to his apartment and almost immediately got on his knees and licking his balls and cock.

We moved to his bed and he was like “Ive been watching porn with sloppy bjs lately” so I gave him a super sloppy one. Tbh, I was getting annoyed for him with how wet his comforter was getting, but he’s a guy and prob doesnt give a shit.

At one point I was stroking his long dick with two hands and could feel my spit dripping down my knuckles. Sooo wet and slick lol

Nope, no sex. I left shortly after he came in his hand.

F22 [FM] – My roommate’s boyfriend was about to leave but saw my door creaked slightly open…

My roommate and her boyfriend had been hanging out all day and night yesterday. I could hear through the walls that he was packing up to leave around 1 am so I turned my lights on and opened my door a bit. Our rooms are next to eachother so you can see.

When he left her room, he predictably opened my door and peered in. I was lying on my stomach on my bed in grey leggings and a sweater (it’s cold!) and he quickly stepped in and gave me a huge spanking and jiggled my butt with two hands like it was a big bowl of jello.

We made out for a few seconds and when I caressed his cock through his jeans he pulled away and said that we should do another time, not now. He spanked me again and told me how he loved watching my cheeks ripple before leaving.

Fuck my roommate. She talks racist shit about me and her boyfriend has a big dick.

He stuck his finger in my butthole after goodbye happy hour of internship [FM] – F22

Last year, I interned at a very large accounting firm. I did not enjoy it except for the last day.

We had a goodbye happy hour for all of the interns in our group. A few people from other tax groups joined in. One senior manager who I’d seen in the elevator a few times during my internship was there. He was nice and kinda hot but quiet.

Well a few drinks in him and he was like a different person.

We took the happy hour to another bar, and then to another bar and then to a karaoke bar. More people left at each stop so by the time we were at the karaoke bar it was like 4 of us. Me, two senior managers and a senior.

He offered to drive me home but before we even got to his car we were making out on the sidewalk. I had to stand on my tip toes just to put my arms around his neck. He was feeling me all over, my butt, my breasts, my waist. He picked me up to make out with him so it’d be easier on me. Hoootttttt Read more »

Sucked on my roommate’s boyfriend’s balls while she FaceTimed him – [FM] F22

For my readers, I told awhile ago about how I had a fun encounter with my roommate’s (very big dick) boyfriend.

Well, this morning I didn’t go to class and went to his apartment to smoke. My roommate was texting me and I told her I was at class. Then she called her boyfriend. He put her on speaker and she was talking shit about me about how I was a slut and complained about how my room “smells like curry” even though I rarely eat Indian food.

So, while he was on the phone I unzipped his pants and started jerking him off. He wasn’t good at playing it cool, and my roommate was like “let’s facetime” bc I think she got suspicious. I hid in the bathroom while he showed her his apartment to assure her no one was there.

Well, he laid on his bed and as he facetimed her I jumped on and started sucking his balls. I was looking into his eyes as drool dripped off my tongue onto his sack. He was waving at me to stop so I sucked each testicle up as far as I could, so much so that the stretching prob hurt him. Read more »

“Um, wrong hole” – virgin fails at fingering me [FM] F22

My soph year of college I hooked up with a dork in my intermediate accounting class. We made out at a party and it was hot kissing, like me sitting in his lap and him rubbing my thighs and making his way to my pussy.

We went to his dorm and in the dark kept making out in his bed. He took off my shirt, suckled on my breasts and then tried to finger me under my panties.

Except he put his finger in my butt instead.

I let him finger my butt for a few seconds before I let him know. “Um, wrong hole!” He was embarrassed and when he tried to finger me correctly I said “uh, not anymore.”

I gave him a blowjob and when I licked his balls I put my finger in his butt. He flinched so hard! So uncomfortable lol. Anyway it kinda fizzled out after that. I said I wasn’t feelin it and he agreed.

Guy behind me in line commented on my yoga pants and I let him feel my butt – F22 [FM]

I was at Target two nights ago and I was wearing black yoga pants. Guys always check me out when I wear these.

I was in line and the guy behind me I could tell was checking me out. I turned around and smiled.

“Those pants are so distracting!” He said. I laughed.

“They’re comfy!” I said. “You wanna feel?”

He was weirded out and looked for a prank camera or something. But he reached forward and grabbed my butt, jiggled and gently slapped it. “Damn, nice butt.” He said.

I checked out and walked away quickly before he could catch up. I sat in my car and watched him look around the parking lot for me. I drove away and hopefully he’ll have a story his friends will actually believe.

[FM] He said he’d never even kissed a girl, so I gave him the sloppiest blowjob ever! F22

Last year in college there was this kinda cute guy in my econ seminar and he got put in my group mid-semester. He’d occasionally text me to discuss HW assignments, and rarely would talk about non-school work.

Then one day word got around that he was not just a virgin, but had never kissed a girl. He was definitely a shy, nerdy type, but no reason that he shouldn’t have been laid. My friends and I always joked about hooking up with a virgin, but I decided to do it.

I asked if I could stop by to discuss our final project one day. He said ok. His room was a mess. He was so nervous. We talked for a bit and I broke through his shell and asked him if his GF would be ok with me coming over. He said, of course, he didn’t have one and openly admitted he’s not good with girls and had never kissed a girl. So I took over.

We made out for a few minutes. He had no idea what he was doing. So I tugged at his jeans and asked if he had ever gotten a blowjob. No he said, but a stripper had jerked him through his jeans. Good, I said. Watch this. Read more »

[FM] We made out, he tongue fucked my butthole during an episode of Friends, and we made out again.

We had a bet. He conceded that Trump lost (before Trump himself), so he was my sex slave for the day yesterday.

I was nice to him and pretty much turned it into an hour of sex slavery, and almost nothing else. He made me dinner and that was it.

But during that hour, I laid out on the couch on my stomach and put on Friends. I was like “come here” and brought his face to mine and we made out passionately for a few minutes before I told him to use that same passion on my butthole.

I forced him to put his face in my butt and to spread my cheeks. The instant I felt his tongue enter my butthole I put on Friends and twiddled my feet. It felt sooooo good, especially as I felt it loosen and loosen and loosen. For those that have never had their butt licked, the warmer and more intense of the licking, the looser your hole gets.

He was licking up and down my crack, over and over and over again. Kissing my cheeks. Jiggling my cheeks. Letting spit drip down to my pussy. I couldn’t tell if he was enjoying it or not, but who cares! He lost the bet. Read more »

F22 – Wearing pink yoga pants turned into a bunch of guys spanking my big butt

I smoked a lot of weed when I was a junior (last year), and I usually went over to my friend’s fraternity to smoke. He rolled big blunts and always had edibles that he gave out to people. Last fall quarter, one day after class I went over to his fraternity one afternoon to smoke.

Since freshman year I had lost almost 45 lbs from lifting, running and yoga. I almost always went out in some athleisure, and this day was no exception when I wore a white crop top and pink Bandier yoga pants.

So I went over and chilled and smoked. And got pretty high. Now when I get high, I get paranoid. But last year I would get stupid and horny. And that’s pretty much what happened.

The topic got onto how all girls wear yoga pants nowadays and I told them it was because they’re comfy. No, they said. It was because we wanted to show off our legs and butt. True, they had a point. My friend was like “let me see your butt”, and I got up on the couch on my knees and stuck my butt out. Almost instantly one of the other brothers came by and slapped my butt. And another slap, and another. They were a bunch of dogs just slapping my butt cheeks around. Read more »