I finally told this story in a thread on r/askreddit and figured I’d go ahead and post it here too. Can’t imagine I’ll ever be apart of another story even close to this exciting again.
I was visiting my friend who had recently moved to a Washington DC and was having a house warming party. We all got super drunk and went out to the bars. I somehow ended up at a bar by myself and was getting kicked out at 3am since it was closing. Went on my way then realized I had no idea where I was or my friends address and he didn’t answer his phone so I turned around and went back towards the bar. Walked up to a couple of girls walking out (no idea what I said) next thing I know I’m in a taxi to one of them’s apartment. I am by no means a player so this must have been a gift from my little guardian angel to keep me from sleeping on the streets.