Author: armada0066

Might be one of the worst things I’ve [F] ever done. It was at a funeral so… [FM] [MF]

Sorry for not being on reddit recently. Been busy with life and family stuff. Also thanks in advance for any prayers or condolences you’re gonna offer. I appreciate all of you.

So, anyway… My aunt died a few days ago. Yesterday we had her funeral. It has been a stressful time. She wasn’t that old and was kind of a big part of our family. At the funeral, there must have been like 250+ people. She knew a lot of people, had a lot of friends and our family in itself is pretty big.

So as the funeral was getting underway and people were arriving to the church, I decided to take a minute alone. I went down this hall and was looking at artwork that was hanging up in it. Eventually I got to this bench around the corner in front of this huge picture of St. Michael the Archangel and his battle with Satan as he cast him out of Heaven. Read more »

My [F] first [FFM] threesome with the older couple I used to babysit for

*I WAS 18 WHEN THIS HAPPENED, JUST TRYING TO GIVE YOU BACK STORY FIRST*

When I was younger, like 13 or14 I babysat for this couple that lives up the street from me. They have three kids. When I started babysitting for them, the oldest was 7 and the other two twins were 6.

Over the years, I became close with this family and the couple. They would invite me to barbaques, bring me on vacations with them, and have me over for dinner.

So one night, about 3 months after I turned 18, I was babysitting for them. They came home kinda drunk. They asked me to stay and chat for a bit. So they poured me a glass of wine and we talked for a couple hours. During that time, they complimented me a lot and talked to me in a way they never have before… A sexual way. At this time, she was 36 and he was 43.

In short, basically they propositioned me. Read more »

[FM] [MF] [MMF] [MFM] [group] Fun with two of my college guy friends. (Part 2)

Here is part 2 of this story. Go read part one because I’m just gonna jump into this one. Sorry it took so long. I’ve been pretty busy with family stuff, work, and vacationing. 😐

Hope you enjoy! 😁😁

…the two of them laid beside me for a bit. On on his side and the other on his stomach. We laid to catch our breaths a little. Then I sat up, told them I was going to take a shower, then with both hands slapped their asses and stood up.

I walked to the bathroom that connected their room and mine. I looked over my shoulder, made eye contact with both of them, then winked as if to say come join me. They stared at me from behind for a minute before I was in the other room. The water warmed up quickly as I turned it on and stepped into the shower. Hot water streamed down my body as it washed off the copious amounts of bodily fluids I was covered in. Read more »

[FM] [MF] [MMF] [group] Taking two cocks at the same time from two friends (with benefits) from college.

So this past weekend I was at the beach with a couple friends from college. Two guys and a girl. Like I said in my last post, “For history, I’ve slept with all three of these people at one point or another. There’s two guys and one girl down rn. There’s other people coming down who are just friends (no benefits) later in the week.” I’m still down the beach with them rn, but one of the guys had to go home for work this week and 6 other people have come down through 4th of July Weekend.

So on Saturday night, the four of us went out to this outside bar. We hung out had a few drinks and some food and played some bar games. Then we took the drunk bus back to the house. It’s actually pretty cool they have one. It’s a state funded bus that just drives up and down the shore towns. It’s free for people to use.

So we got back and my girlfriend went to sleep. Like she had so much she practically had to be carried back. I went into the back room, got changed, and laid down to watch some tv. Read more »

[F] [FF] [Lesbian] [girl girl] Morning oral for the win ?

So, this morning, I got a little surprise. I’m at the beach with a couple friends from college. I’m down this weekend into next weekend.

For history, I’ve slept with all three of these people at one point or another. There’s two guys and one girl down rn. There’s other people coming down who are just friends (no benefits) later in the week.

Anyway…this morning, I got a little surprise. I was telling my one friend how I get up really early to go for my morning run. She said “I’ll join you.” Then I told her “It’s pretty early you sure?” So she said she’d probably be up before me anyway. The two of us went back and fourth a little about who would be getting up earlier. Read more »

[FF] Hot burns and hot buns

A couple days ago, I went to hang out with my friend. She texted me to come over to “play,” together. We both know that really means she’s gonna play with me like I’m a toy that she can use and abuse as she pleases. Me, being too weak to say no to her, got my brother to drop what he was doing and drive me there.

My brother left and I walked up to her door. She opened the door to her house and greeted me wearing a red silk robe. As I entered her home, she gave me a little slap on the butt and closed the door behind me. She turned the lock ? and as I heard it click, I felt a cold sweat and chill run down my spine as I knew this was going to be a rough and fun evening. Read more »

[FM] [Group] Hiking, camping, skinny-dipping, sex in a field, and s’mores

So here’s the part two for my camping story. Hope you enjoy. Go read the other part if you want too.

So like a day or two later, we were all hanging out. There was 3 guys and 5 girls in our group. We cooked out on the open fire ?. Had some burgers ? and dogs ?. As the sun was getting low, we decided to go for a swim.

Two of the girls went ahead because they were already changed. The rest of us got our swimsuits on then headed down to the water. As we were walking down, my friend Megan started running down. She started untying her top. Then flinging it off then her bottom came untied. Her naked body flying through the air as she jumped off the dock into the lake. Her boyfriend ran in right behind her and jumped in as well. He swam over to her and the two of them were all over each other making out. ???

Then one of the girls, Lee-Anne, who was at the dock already, stood up, took off her top and jumped in. Eventually the rest of us, one by one, stripped down naked and got in the water. The guys and girls showing their bodies to each other then jumping in. Read more »

[FM] Hiking BJ Story [a working title (*whispers: get it… because it’s a job?)]

So this one time I was out hiking and camping with a few friends (inner thought: “…this one time at band camp…”). There was 8 of us in total. Three guys and five girls. We went on a long 5 day weekend one spring to one of the guy’s family cabin. It was small and only had 2 rooms so some of us slept in the camper while some of us slept in the house. There was a few hiking trails around and a lake of cool fresh water ??‍♀️? that we could swim in and fish ? in.

So the first day, we spent mostly just unpacking our stuff and setting up the camp and fire pit. The guys cut some fire wood and at night we all had a couple drinks ? and s’mores.

On day two I got up early, like I usually do, to go for a run. As I exited the bedroom, one of the guys was sitting in the living room playing on his phone. We chatted for a little and he asked if he could join me on my hike. I told him I was gonna run and he’d have to keep up. He agreed and we went out. Read more »

[FF] Getting a stress release from a bisexual cougar?

Yesterday I was invited to my neighbors house for dinner. They know that I’ve been busy with school and wanted to do something nice for me since I’m almost done classes for the semester. This is the neighbors I occasionally have threesomes with (see my other posts about them if you care to read about what I am referring too. Might post them again though just so it’s at the top, let me know.).

So I went over their house. The three of us sat down, and had dinner. She made salad and a pasta dish for us. We each had a glass ?? of wine or two with dinner.

After we ate, we opened another big bottle of wine and all say down in the living room together. He laid on the couch, she sat in an arm chair, and I curled up in the love seat. We began talking about current events in the world an our lives. Eventually, we got to how stressed out I am over finals this week. Last week was no picnic either. I had to write a few essays and study a ton for this week. Read more »

I [F] traded BJ’s for A’s when my professor [M] took advantage of me

Sorry if this story isn’t as long or as detailed as my other stories but I still hope you like it. I know a lot of people want to hear the whole thing.

So in my first semester at college, I was just assigned a bunch of classes. Most of them I really didn’t want to take, but I was undeclared at the time so I got what they assigned to me. This one class was a math course. I’m a history and English double major currently so math does little good for me in getting my degree.

So the first exam rolls around and I fail. I’ve never been good at math, but this test and the professor were ridiculously hard like all the time for no reason. (Yes I’m aware of how that sounds being on this sub ?).

After the exam, I went to his office hours. He actively encouraged us to go there just to talk and to get study help. I think he was lonely or something ?. Read more »