Author: amityvil02

[MF] only public sex I have ever had..

so…. a fair few years ago now. I was walking back from the pub in a typical shit hole back water English village. to get back to my place it was easier to cut through the church yard. As was common at the time… shit hole places like that have skanky sluts in. Pissed up and with a twist of weed in my system I stumbled back through the church yard at around midnight of a clear English summers eve in july (about 18 degrees C and not raining basically).

walked up the foot steps and there was a skank squatting in the church door way taking a piss… now it was dark and I couldnt see much but her friend blurs out…

“oh my god..are you staring at her fanny while she has a piss?”

I mumbled something drunkenly…

“you like looking at girls fannies do ya”

*for you american readers a fanny is an English term for a pussy.

well…yeah I reply.

“you wanna see my fanny do you.”

again… “yeah sure” from me…

so she hitches her cheap skirt up…pulls her knickers to the side and flashes me her reasonably balled fanny. Read more »

[M/F] [Str8] the one and only time I got it on outdoors in a “public” place.

so…. a fair few years ago now. I was walking back from the pub in a typical shit hole back water English village. to get back to my place it was easier to cut through the church yard. As was common at the time… shit hole places like that have skanky sluts in. Pissed up and with a twist of weed in my system I stumbled back through the church yard at around midnight of a clear English summers eve in july (about 18 degrees C and not raining basically).

walked up the foot steps and there was a skank squatting in the church door way taking a piss… now it was dark and I couldnt see much but her friend blurs out…

“oh my god..are you staring at her fanny while she has a piss?”

I mumbled something drunkenly…

“you like looking at girls fannies do ya”

*for you american readers a fanny is an English term for a pussy.

well…yeah I reply.

“you wanna see my fanny do you.”

again… “yeah sure” from me…

so she hitches her cheap skirt up…pulls her knickers to the side and flashes me her reasonably balled fanny. Read more »

So… the one and only time I have had sex in a public place [M] [Str8]

so…. a fair few years ago now. I was walking back from the pub in a typical shit hole back water English village. to get back to my place it was easier to cut through the church yard. As was common at the time… shit hole places like that have skanky sluts in. Pissed up and with a twist of weed in my system I stumbled back through the church yard at around midnight of a clear English summers eve in july (about 18 degrees C and not raining basically).

walked up the foot steps and there was a skank squatting in the church door way taking a piss… now it was dark and I couldnt see much but her friend blurs out…

“oh my god..are you staring at her fanny while she has a piss?”

I mumbled something drunkenly…

“you like looking at girls fannies do ya”

*for you american readers a fanny is an English term for a pussy.

well…yeah I reply.

“you wanna see my fanny do you.”

again… “yeah sure” from me…

so she hitches her cheap skirt up…pulls her knickers to the side and flashes me her reasonably balled fanny. Read more »

Helping out the neighbour [MF] [Oral]

So my downstairs neighbour in my block of flats is in he rate fifties. Her husband was a complete arse, gambling, abusive and all the nastiness you hear of to often. She left him and got herself a flat in my block.

She was kind and out going and ferociously full of life and over the years we became good friends. She was a self confessed diy-aphobe so would often call on me to change a light bulb or fix a broken door.

Eventually the time came, that she was moving out and wanted some help to spruce the place up to sell it.

As i mentioned she was in her fifties. about 5’5. Short black (greying) hair, active with a noticable swagger and a bust size just over a good handful.

She had come knocking on my door early evening.

As is customary when someone knocks on your door, i opened it.

“Hi Sandra”, i smiled,
” Hi Pete,” she seemed a little on edge as she stood in the hallway in a loose T shirt and flannel shorts.
“damn boiler pressure has gone again. do you mind awfully looking at it for me. Last time I promise” Read more »

[M] Sex in a church yard one summers night walking back from the pub…

so…. a fair few years ago now. I was walking back from the pub in a typical shot whole back water English village. to get back to my place it was easier to cut through the church yard. As was common at the time… shit hole places like that have skanky sluts in. Pissed up and with a twist of weed in my system I stumbled back through the church yard at around midnight of a clear English summers eve in july (about 18 degrees C and not raining basically).

walked up the foot steps and there was a skank squatting in the church door way taking a piss… now it was dark and I couldnt see much but her friend blurs out…

“oh my god..are you staring at her fanny while she has a piss?”

I mumbled something drunkenly…

“you like looking at girls fannies do ya”

*for you american readers a fanny is an English term for a pussy.

well…yeah I reply.

“you wanna see my fanny do you.”

again… “yeah sure” from me…

so she hitches her cheap skirt up…pulls her knickers to the side and flashes me her reasonably balled fanny. Read more »

Drunken screw against a church whilst being watched [MF]

so…. a fair few years ago now. I was walking back from the pub in a typical shot whole back water English village. to get back to my place it was easier to cut through the church yard. As was common at the time… shit hole places like that have skanky sluts in. Pissed up and with a twist of weed in my system I stumbled back through the church yard at around midnight of a clear English summers eve in july (about 18 degrees C and not raining basically).

walked up the foot steps and there was a skank squatting in the church door way taking a piss… now it was dark and I couldnt see much but her friend blurs out…

“oh my god..are you staring at her fanny while she has a piss?”

I mumbled something drunkenly…

“you like looking at girls fannies do ya”

*for you american readers a fanny is an English term for a pussy.

well…yeah I reply.

“you wanna see my fanny do you.”

again… “yeah sure” from me…

so she hitches her cheap skirt up…pulls her knickers to the side and flashes me her reasonably balled fanny. Read more »

Fucked a stranger against a church wall as her mate watched [M] [F]

so…. a fair few years ago now. I was walking back from the pub in a typical shot whole back water English village. to get back to my place it was easier to cut through the church yard. As was common at the time… shit hole places like that have skanky sluts in. Pissed up and with a twist of weed in my system I stumbled back through the church yard at around midnight of a clear English summers eve in july (about 18 degrees C and not raining basically).

walked up the foot steps and there was a skank squatting in the church door way taking a piss… now it was dark and I couldnt see much but her friend blurs out…

“oh my god..are you staring at her fanny while she has a piss?”

I mumbled something drunkenly…

“you like looking at girls fannies do ya”

*for you american readers a fanny is an English term for a pussy.

well…yeah I reply.

“you wanna see my fanny do you.”

again… “yeah sure” from me…

so she hitches her cheap skirt up…pulls her knickers to the side and flashes me her reasonably balled fanny. Read more »