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Cheers to the nerds in this world who got the girl… And head at a wedding [FM]

Before my ex-boyfriend was officially my boyfriend, we were besties. It took him a very long time to ask me out, but we certainly flirted.

*I would just like to say in this moment that this man was a precious soul who was super hot. Women really liked him, but he barely seemed to notice.*

Before I was officially his “girlfriend” though, he invited me to a wedding as his date and I was thrilled. First off, it was at a fancy hotel in the city. Also, I was super into this dude.

So this wedding was with friends he had known since middle school. When I came out in a (*let’s be real real, slightly slutty*) nice dress, he got really excited. He kept talking about how it was the first time he actually had a cool date.

*This dude was also a gentleman and a fucking doctor. To this day, I’m very confused about his self-esteem issues.*

He was in the wedding so I sat alone. One of the dude’s who sat beside me asked if I was single and I responded, “Well I’m here with that handsome fellow,” pointing to my date in the back. Read more »

That interview I swore would never happen [FM]

*I thought about cutting this down… But I couldn’t. It took me a month to post because I wanted this for just me for a while.*

*We don’t talk often but we try to check in and meet up once a year… Before we did I sent him this account and he actually asked if I wanted to interview him.*

V: Can I start recording now?

K: Ok.

V: I can’t believe you agreed to do this…

K: Is that the question?

V: …You hate this shit.

K: So do you. I don’t get this.

V: … Ok. Why do you hate this?

K: Being interviewed or having my sex life on the Internet?

V: Our sex life is in your dissertation.

K: Yeah, because that’s the equivalent to Reddit.

V: Walk away.

K: No. just… I’m being nice. Acknowledge it.

V: How do we know each other then?

K: We saw each other for a while.

V: That’s very descriptive, thank you . Read more »

A conversation with the older man who once rejected me [FM]

*First off, he read this story [https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/z8hhph/the_man_who_wouldnt_let_me_use_him_for_sex_fm/] last week when we met up and laughed for a solid thirty minutes.*

G: V… No! I can’t.

V: I’m recording. Is that ok?

G: Sure, but… The things you changed, keep them changed in case something slips in this chat. Does that sound fair? I don’t really get this.

V: Sure. I won’t post without your approval. I’ll cut whatever you want.

G: I’m having an out of body experience.

V: Are you mad I wrote about it?

G: I just… That wasn’t what I was expecting. I assumed you write memoirs.

V: …I do.

G: Oh god, V.

V: Can you tell me what’s going on in your head?

G: I think I try to block out that part of our relationship and reading it in detail was… Interesting. And kind of disturbing. Does [your husband] know about all of this?

V: Of course. He’s never read my blog though. Weirdly enough I think he’s a fan favorite. I think YOU might be a fan favorite. That story got a lot of hits. Read more »

Fucking my best friend who has PTSD [FM]

I’ve wanted to write this for a long time. For those who read my posts, you’ve probably guessed a story like this was buried somewhere. When people ask me why we never dated this person, this always comes up.

Since I started this account I’ve danced around this because I’ve wondered if it’s possible to write this responsibly as I’m not a therapist and struggle with my own mental health disorder.

*Fun fact: he’s the only other person I know who has been turned down by therapists as patients because they didn’t feel “equipped to handle” our life stories.*

I’m going to do my best.

*So to get this out of the way, I was diagnosed with a rare trauma disorder similar to PTSD. In person, I’ve met exactly one other person who had the same disorder. Our traumas were very different, but they manifested the same.*

*Ill let y’all guess who.*

Over a decade ago I somehow landed a very odd job that took me to a place where not a lot of Americans travel. It was there I met someone traveling who had chosen that place specifically because he “needed a break” from America. Read more »

My husband made me have an adult conversation about my thoughts and feelings… and then he proceeded to fuck me silly and come on my face [FM]

I am… not great with my feelings. I have a tendency to implode and suffer in silence. Meanwhile, my fucking husband is the most well-adjusted and emotionally stable person I know.

It’s very annoying.

The hardest part of our marriage, is admittedly my inability to talk about feelings. At first I got away with it, but he has a habit of forcing me into healthy routines that require examining my emotions.

*Fucking asshole, right?*

My husband fucking LOVES Christmas. He’s obsessed with the holiday and loves all things festive. The man fucking likes caroling like a psychopath.

I don’t hate Christmas, but I don’t really get it. I didn’t celebrate when I was a kid and I feel like an alien when everyone talks about traditions. I get the basic stuff, but I don’t have warm memories others associate with it.

*Ironically, my husband is Jewish. I am not.*

For Christmas, he stuffed a stocking with the most thoughtful Viola-like presents in the world. I stuffed his with lingerie. He made his favorite traditional foods, and I suggested ordering pizza. Read more »

The art of hot sauce and oral sex [FM]

*Bro, this is a dangerous game. I’ve been avoiding this story for that reason. Experiment with caution, my friend.*

I kind of stumbled into this by accident. When I was young I fucked a dude who was very boring in bed, but he once went down on me after eating a spicy dish. I had tears in my eyes but it felt so fucking good I begged him to keep going. I used to have too many insecurities about receiving oral to climax from it, but the pain was so distracting that I came within a few minutes.

So that was fun.

Later when I was dating a woman, I told her this and she almost laughed at me. She was far kinkier than me and obsessed with oral. She immediately got tabasco sauce and put a few drops on her tongue. When she licked me it burned, but it was more of a nice tingle.

“In a scale of 1-10 how painful is it?” She asked as she pulled away.

“Two,” I replied with a gasp. Read more »

A conversation with the boss I used to fuck [FM]

*What’s sad is that this is the most civil conversation we’ve ever had.*

V: I’m recording

B: Ok…

V: I am very surprised you agreed to this.

B: It’s anonymous, right?

V: Yeah. What are we to each other?

B: Nothing. We never talk. We’re only here now because of this Christmas party I had to go to for work.

V: Are you drunk?

B: Only a little.

V: What WERE we then?

B: You were my girlfriend for about 6 months. Actually I don’t know how long. The lines were a little blurred.

V: Did you love me?

B: Did you love ME?

V: I was passionate about you. Yeah, I think I loved you. That’s the only way I can explain why we stayed together that long.

B: I have other theories.

V: Oh really?

B: I think you stayed with me for so long because you were an unhappy person and deeply insecure.

V: That’s funny. You seemed pretty fucking unhappy. Read more »

When I kind of, almost hooked up with my escort friend [FF]

For a short period of time I hung out with a woman who got paid for sex. She used the word “escort,” but I think the arrangement was what most people think of as a “sugar baby.” She just happened to have three clients who all paid her a salary as a “maid.”

Oh yeah, and she was gay.

I met this girl on a dating app, but we didn’t work out. She was really upfront about her work, and I was really upfront about the fact that I get jealous and am pretty paranoid about sexual health. It’s hard for me to be in non-monogamous relationships for an extended period.

*No judgment. It’s just not for me.*

We stayed friends though. She was terribly kind and her life was fascinating.

*Ok… I will say I have a pretty good idea of who one of her clients was. She never said the names of the other two, but I have my theories. Allegedly I would know all of them, and I am positive they were very, very wealthy. She had no family, no other source of income, and lived in a fucking beautiful penthouse. She made much, much more than me.* Read more »

The man who wouldn’t let me use him for sex [FM]

*When reading this, keep in mind I’ve been to therapy and I’m a far better person now.*

People always want to psychoanalyze why I’ve fucked more men than women if I truly have no preference. The answer is pretty simple: men are very easy to use for sex and I’m a sex addict.

I’ve had a lot of struggles in this life, but getting a man to sleep with me wasn’t one of them. My old roommate said I was born with a “different gene” that made it possible for me to seduce just about anyone.

When I was single I had seduction down to a damn art.

How did I do it? It’s actually pretty easy. Bring up sex gradually and wait for a reciprocal response. Being blonde and cute also helped.

Rejection was rare for me.

When I was younger I took advantage of this. I loved bringing powerful men to knees in a literal sense. It became a hobby that was not unlike a kink. I would hit on people for the hell of it, and fuck with men constantly. Sometimes I would seduce people and get them to to edge and then refuse to fuck them just to feel powerful. Read more »