[M]y wi[F]e and I have first anal experience with my parents waiting outside

[TL/DR]: After a frustrating day with my ultra-conservative parents, my wife and I had anal in their master bath while they waited for us.

My wife, I’ll call her Kate, and I were visiting my home town to attend a ridiculously irritating family reunion. I have an unhealthily large, religious, in-meshed family and this had been an event that we would never dream of attending if it were up to us, but since the family is so damn high-maintenance, saying “no” would result in years of passive-aggressive bullshit, so we relented. My parents own a modest home in the mid west, and they are nice enough to let us use the master bedroom suite whenever we visit while they sleep in the less-comfortable guest room. I like to think this is so they won’t feel guilty about making the rest of our time there a living hell with the intrusive prodding at our lack of religious commitments back home, why we don’t pay to fly them out for a visit, or just a good old-fashioned logical self-inconcistent-near-conspiracy blabber rant about whatever it was they read on Alex Jones that morning.

So after one particularly exhausting day of familial merriment, Kate and I insisted we needed to step away to get ready for the night and decompress before going back in for tea and cards until all hours of the night with my parents.

I was about to jump in shower while Kate was taking off her makeup. I don’t know why, but the combination of the day’s frustrations and Kate standing there in sporty bikini-cut panties and a tight-fitting tee made me horny as fuck. Before we get into it, let me do some descriptions:

Kate and I are both in our late-30s and in great shape for our age. I work out regularly, but nothing crazy — I’m 6’3″ and 190lbs with olive skin, short, slightly wavy brown hair, brown eyes and dark features. I’m definitely fit — not body-builder ripped or anything, just strong and with just enough body fat to keep me humble. My cock is nothing super special, but it’s fairly thick and about 7″ or so at full salute.

Now Kate… my God.

Kate keeps me believing in God that such a beautiful and erotic creature exist on this planet and be in love with an idiot such as myself. She’s about 5’10” and used to play volleyball in college. She’s always been athletic, and even though we have two amazing kiddos together, she’s stayed in great shape with curves in all the right places. Her stomach is not flat, but perfectly proportioned for her goddess figure. Her tits are the stuff of legend… perfectly round and LARGE — 34D minimum. By some miracle, they are still quite perky. It just gets better from there. We stay in shape by cycling, so she’s got those glorious soft curves up top and a perfect waist that curls out to a fucking ridiculously perfect set of hips. Her equally fucking insane legs go on for days with perfectly cut calves, slender, feminine thighs leading up to the roundest, tastiest ass you can possibly imagine. Then there’s her face: perfect. She has glowing, perfect pale skin, a petite nose, big ice blue eyes that can level you, and perfectly plump lips that I stare at like an idiot while she talks or laughs at something stupid I do. All of this is framed by long, wavy blonde hair that stretches down to her mid-lower back. She can also kick your ass in basketball.

So there she was, standing by the mirror washing her face in a little pair of Victoria’s Secret sporty bikini-cut panties and one of her favorite grey tee shirts with no bra on…

I walked up behind her when she was drying her face with a small towel, her hair pulled up in an adorable bun, and grabbed her tits through the shirt, nibbled her ear and whispered “I need to fucking bang you.” She immediately melted in my arms and giggled. I continued kissing her neck. “I don’t think we… should right… now…” She whispered, but then let out a hard breath. “Your parents are right outside!” I moved a hand down and slid it into her panties, feeling her wetness. Then she pretty much resigned to it, and turned her head to kiss me. She started breathing a little harder and let out a soft whimper as I slipped her clit between two of my fingers and began to gently stroke her. She whispered “I want you inside me, but we can’t right now.” (she was dealing with a medical thing at the time that made it painful for me to pound her beautiful, wet, tight pussy) She reached behind and grabbed me and started jerking me off . “You should cum on my ass though.”

This issue had been with us ofor and on for a couple of years and we had learned to improvise (childbirth stuff, but all good now!) One of our favorite things to do was for me to get good and slick, and grind up and down her incredible ass crack while one of us jilled her clit. Worked great for us if we couldn’t do it the good old way. We had attempted anal in the past, but Kate insisted the combo of her tight, beautiful asshole and my rather decent-sized cock just made it too painful to enjoy.

So I spit on my cock. That combined with my generous precum made me good and slick and started sliding it up her crack like usual while her swollen, wet clit slipped between my fingers. She was loving it. Kate’s breathing got harder and heavier and I started building up a good rhythm. After a bit I started rubbing the tip of my cock up and down the full length of her crack, and this time, when it passed her asshole, she reacted a little differently than ever before. This time her breathing definitely got sharper and her back arched. Next time I ran it down, I spent a little more time with my tip around her asshole, and she responded even more. Next time down, I stopped on the asshole, my tip absolutely gushing with precum, and started to press and swirl it around the rim.

“FUCK… that feels INCREDIBLE.” she whispered “don’t stop.” So I obliged :)

I pressed and swirled, ran up her crack and back down, then pressed and swirled some more. I could feel her asshole relaxing with each pass, and it was the one of the sexiest fucking things I’ve ever experienced.

Then on one pass I just stopped and pressed. Kate stifled a moan and began grinding back onto my cock. When the rim breached and tease open around the very tip of my cock, her body started to shake, and she began absolutely drenching my hand jilling her clit. Just as this was happening, the front tip of my cock popped into her asshole. I could feel her warmth enveloping it, while her tight rim was working it’s way further and further down my shaft with each gentle, but strong thrust.

“FUCK.” is all either of us could whisper.

It was a miracle that I had contained my load up to this point, and as she had clearly gotten off — a couple of times by now — so I was free to cast off my gentlemanly restraint and use Kate, my goddess, as my fuck toy… a complete object of lust and self gratification.

I thrusted deeper and stronger. With each push I could see in the mirror Kate’s mouth gaping open, her eyes lost and her brow pulled back in the sexiest, most erotic face of ecstasy that will, thank God, be burned into my spank bank for eternity. I watched the length of my cock slide in and out of her perfect asshole, framed by her perfect ass, with the hem of her most adorable grey tee resting at the small of her back. At this, I grabbed her by the hips, my fingers curling around and taking hold of her absolutely mythological hip bones, and began the last thrusts.

With each remaining thrust, I felt the pressure build. Waves of stars-seeing ecstasy washed over me as I clinched my asshole and cum built up in my abdomen. It had been a while, so I had a metric fuck ton of that glorious stuff bound up so hard in my plumbing I’m surprised I didn’t break something. Then I released… pump after pump I blasted rope after rope of pure, grade-A baby-making shit deep into her body. I swear I could feel my balls drain so completely that I had cramps.

While I was still inside her, I pulled her up to me with one arm around her tits and another on her neck and we kissed the most deeply passionate kiss we’d had in years. We looked at each other, with this exhausted sexy gaze for a moment… then we broke and laughed our asses off because we had just had our first anal experience where my prudish, ultra-conservative parents brush their teeth.

We cleaned up, headed out to the kitchen and enjoyed the most laid-back and pleasant game of cards with my parents over tea I can ever recall.

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