[TL/DR]: After a frustrating day with my ultra-conservative parents, my wife and I had anal in their master bath while they waited for us.
My wife, I’ll call her Kate, and I were visiting my home town to attend a ridiculously irritating family reunion. I have an unhealthily large, religious, in-meshed family and this had been an event that we would never dream of attending if it were up to us, but since the family is so damn high-maintenance, saying “no” would result in years of passive-aggressive bullshit, so we relented. My parents own a modest home in the mid west, and they are nice enough to let us use the master bedroom suite whenever we visit while they sleep in the less-comfortable guest room. I like to think this is so they won’t feel guilty about making the rest of our time there a living hell with the intrusive prodding at our lack of religious commitments back home, why we don’t pay to fly them out for a visit, or just a good old-fashioned logical self-inconcistent-near-conspiracy blabber rant about whatever it was they read on Alex Jones that morning.