[FM] Date set my pussy on FIRE

This guy wanted to come over late one night
and I said he only could if he brought pizza. He follows through and brings pizza with hot
pepper flakes on it which are my favorite. Anyway, after eating a slice each we are making out on the couch and decide to move toward the bedroom. His hands are all over me when all of a sudden my vagina is on fire–my first thought was that I
spontaneously contracted an std. After running to the bathroom and running cold water all over my lady parts I realized he never washed his hands after eating eating the pizza WITH HOT PEPPER FLAKES. I yelled at him about it, but we had
a good laugh after.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/114y6vz/fm_date_set_my_pussy_on_fire

11 comments

  2. … I once got head from a girl after she had ate an entire bag of hot Cheetos… and it happened twice!

  3. No you said “once I got head from a girl…” that means you got head from her after the Cheetos one time. Then you said it happens twice. That means it happens two times. That’s contradictory. One does not equal two. This is basic math and logic. Also, the word is “you’re” not “your”. Learn the basic of language so you don’t write incoherent and fundamentally contradictory statements.

  4. I’ve been here before. I work in kitchens and after batch processing a lot of chili peppers my hands were burning like crazy. Nothing I did helped until I put shaving cream on them and it felt soooooooo much better. They say milk is great too for like pepper spray. But god damn shaving cream was perfect

  5. Yes! Both parties need to be careful with what they put on their hands! My Aunt was giving my uncle a massage using Bengay muscle soothing cream. When my aunt got frisky and went to my uncles dick and balls. Well, she definitely set them on 🔥 🔥 🔥. They had to go to the ER to put the flames out. Guy’s and gal’s be careful out there, or down there.

  7. 🤣 one time inwaa rubbing Ben gay on the x wife’s back, went and washed my hands, and started to rub her.pussy, only to set it on fire..

  8. I once got hot and heavy with a FWB

    A few hours after I had had some habanero jack cheese.

  9. Really?? Only a pizza can give entry for the full night session?? If that’s so..I can buy that everytime along with Coke or whatever..😄

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