Context: my boyfriend and I had a bet the other night as to who contacted who when we started seeing each other again in February. He swore that I was the one who hit him up for a booty call. I said “No way. Knowing you and being the degenerate pervert you are, you probably sent me something pornographic along with something saying to sit on your face.” We playfully fought about it. After he left, I looked it up and sure enough, he was right.
That day, I was in a court battle with my previous landlord and I won my lawsuit. I wanted to celebrate by sitting on his face. Apparently I am the degenerate pervert!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/q7ymev/some_humor_for_your_day_imf_on_the_right_hesm_on