Some humor for your day. I’m[F] on the right. He’s[M] on the left.

Context: my boyfriend and I had a bet the other night as to who contacted who when we started seeing each other again in February. He swore that I was the one who hit him up for a booty call. I said “No way. Knowing you and being the degenerate pervert you are, you probably sent me something pornographic along with something saying to sit on your face.” We playfully fought about it. After he left, I looked it up and sure enough, he was right.

That day, I was in a court battle with my previous landlord and I won my lawsuit. I wanted to celebrate by sitting on his face. Apparently I am the degenerate pervert!

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My[F] boyfriend[M] knows exactly how to push my cum button

Last night I blew boyfriend for a while and it always turns me on. I went to the bathroom real quick and felt I was *super* wet when I finished him. There was so much wetness so I knew I’d be ready for him.

I have a bigger glass dildo that I don’t use often but I’ve been wanting him to use it on me. Glass toys require a little instruction before use so I told him what to do with it and grabbed his hand and guided him how to use it.

He played with me for a couple minutes then he got between my legs and put his tongue on my clit while he used the glass toy on me. I was so fucking wet, I could feel myself leaking all over the toy, which in turn, he would lick up to my clit. He was using the toy on me just right. With this big glass toy, full rough penetration can be very painful but teasing the hole and just an inch or two inside the actual pussy feels amazing.

I[F] told my boyfriend[M] to drool in my mouth

Last night, my[37F] love[47M] and I were being intimate. We were kissing for a while and then I told him to lie flat. I got on top of him and just grinded him for a while. I pulled his boxers off and sucked his cock. I bent over and he fucked me from the back. Then he ate my pussy.

I told him to just lay next to me. He fingered me while I used my wand on my clit. We were kissing and I wanted to taste more. I said “Could you just… drool in my mouth?” A few months ago, I had a cold sore and couldn’t kiss him for a while so when I finally could, all I wanted to taste was him and I wanted him to spit in my mouth. I told him this and he said he had never done it before but he was game if I wanted it. Well, I wanted it last night.

He started drooling on/in my mouth. It turned me on so much tasting him like that. I continued masturbating while he dripped on me and kissed me. I was feeling really good and just thinking about him drenching my face and mouth with his saliva.

My[F] boyfriend[M] gave me an orgasm and I didn’t even know it

I am very experienced sexually. I’m always horny. I masturbate a ton. I have a freaky collection of toys. I’m a degenerate pervert. 🤷🏻‍♀️ So for me having an orgasm and not even knowing it really says something.

Anyway, if you see my post/comment history, you’ll see I’m in a relationship with the love of my life. He’s so delicious in every way and I want to be with him forever. We have an amazing, wonderful, and loving sex life.

I stayed at his house last night and when we woke up this morning, we were just cuddling. We sleep naked together, so I got to see and feel his oh-so-yummy body. I wasn’t not-horny (cuz that is NOT a thing for me haha) but I wasn’t really lookint for sex today. I was just more interested in cuddling. But we started kissing and fuck he’s such a good kisser and he was moaning and breathing heavy and I couldn’t control myself.

My[F] vanilla(ish) boyfriend[M] surprised me last night

I[37F] am in a relationship with the love of my life[47M]. I think he’s the sexiest man I know and I would drop to my knees any time to service him. My boyfriend is more of the passive type, not the sexual aggressor in the relationship. I’m usually the one to initiate. I’m far more kinky than he is, but we have an amazing sex life nonetheless.

Last night I stayed at his place and we started to fool around. We were kissing and he was fingering me and he suddenly got off the bed and grabbed a small box. I was like hmm….what is he up to? He pulls a few items out, which are various sizes of nipple vacuums. I can honestly say I have never used these before so I was curious. He put one on me and started to twist and suck my nipple. It was interesting. He got it nice and tight and then put the other on my other nipple. They were kinda weird getting used to but the sensation was unique. Then he sucked on my pussy for a while.