If You Want to Pitch, [F]irst You Have to Receive

If you are a sexually active woman in today’s day and age you will be familiar with one inalienable truth. No matter how well or often you suck or fuck a cock, there is always a day when they ask for the ultimate prize, anal.

Now I like my arsehole licked more than anything in this world but sticking a cock in there doesn’t really do anything for me. Nor any of my friends for those fellas taking note, no one I’ve talked about anal too has turned around and gone “I love shitting cum and not being able to sit down properly after”. Not in with a straight face anyways.

I’m a people pleaser though so when a guy inevitably pops the question you know what I say? “Sure, but if your are going to pitch, you are going to receive first”. Most guys assume I’m talking about sticking a finger up their arse for a minute or two, as if that is a fair trade, and the look when I explain that what I actually mean is I want to fuck them with my strap on until I cum is genuinely priceless. Most think I’m joking but quickly realise that if they are going to do that to me, I am deadly serious about doing it to them first.

Most guys drop it there and then, some bring it up again a few days later still thinking I was joking, a handful agree only to back out at the sight of my bright pink 8” plastic cock getting lubed up but 1 or 2 persevere in search of the promised land. One guy actually ended up loving it and would regularly play receiver for the remainder of our relationship but that’s another story.

The others that did make it to nirvana and got to fuck my arse were all all very gentle and considerate when doing so. Definitely more so than experiences I had before I implemented this policy. No doubt in no small part because of the humbling experience of being on the other side of the equation.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/ojoyyv/if_you_want_to_pitch_first_you_have_to_receive