[MF] Tinder Tale

So I’m a 25 year old millennial living in the age of online hook-ups. Yes I have a tinder profile, and yes this is a tinder tale.

It was about 8:00 pm and I’d just finished playing intramural basketball. I’m pretty sure the prize was something dumb like a coupon, but my friends and I mostly played just so we could be shirtless in public.

……..we won (insert alpha male)

Feeling euphoric I sat in the locker room scrolling thru r/RealGirls praising the internet. Afterwards I jumped in the shower trying to hide my chubby while thinking about the 6ft Amazonian blonde in my psycology class. “I might think about sex too much??”

With a Psycology 201 mid-term, and my folks coming this weekend. I needed to relieve my stress. Enter Tinder: putting Xanax out of business since 2012.

You may think a guy on tinder continuously swipes right, hoping for one nympho with a cum-dumpster tramp-stamp. Truth is guys can get quite judgmental. Like swiping right gives a girl permission to sleep with him.

—–> Tinder Secret: when matched never meet up right away, text for at least 2 days. This creates false intimacy, and removes all sense of slut shaming.

Luckily a little text goes a long way:

Wednesday
Me (Luke): Hey
Her (Beth): Hello ;)
Luke: Solid first impression :)
Beth: lol I guess
Luke: So be honest, did you use “Facetune” or are your eyes that blue?
Beth: Nope! all me :)
Luke: Well I’ll believe that when I see you ;)
Beth: When’s that?
Luke: What are you doing Friday?
Beth: Idk? Busy night ;)
Luke: Trust me, some thing’s are better than others.
Beth: This is true
Luke: <==3 I’m one of those things ;)
Beth: Little cocky
Luke: haha! Little?? <====3
………..
Thursday
Luke: Hey pretty eyes :)
Beth: Hola
Luke: Feliz Cumpleaños
Beth: Thanks, but it’s not my birthday??
Luke: Sorry, I missed a couple Dora episodes. Haha!
Beth: Dora? Wait are you a creep
Luke: lol, no I’m just a little embarrassed. Tried to be funny.
Beth: ahh, your cute ;)
Luke: Well your sexy
Beth: Really? Thanks :)
Luke: So we still on for tomorrow?
Beth: Depends, what were you thinking?
Luke: Do you like orgasms ;)
Beth: Are you offering?
Luke: I’ll make you a punch card.
Beth: okay say 11pm your place?
Luke: I’ll wash the sheets.

—–> Skip here for dirty

Leaving the locker room around 9:00pm I spent the next two hours showering, grooming, and getting just drunk enough to keep my dick rock hard for the next couple hours.

She knocked on my door wearing tight jeans, and a white t-shirt draped by a Carmel brown leather jacket. I gave her a hug making sure to squeeze her firm ass, and lead her into the kitchen. After making her a drink. I admired her eyes, they really were gorgeous!

Beth: What?
Luke: So, those really are your eyes.
Beth: Guess so
Luke: Idk, They could be contacts
Beth: why don’t you come check

I slowly walked towards her keeping eye contact. Without stopping, and using my hips I pushed he against the counter. In shallow breath she said: “well???” In cadence I replied “well what” and began kissing her neck. Purring she stuttered “are they real?” So I took her shirt off, and began kissing her breasts. Beth threw her hair back and laughed while grabbing my ass.

Next I unclasped her bra from the front, and tickled her tits with my tongue. She stuck her hand down my pants grabbing my bare ass cheek. I could feel her finger nails digging into my ass as she squeezed, and I began kissing her. Then I took my shirt off, and she started kissing my abs. While she kissed my stomach. I took a second to breath deep, and then she was holding my marble hard dick in her hands. I couldn’t catch my breath I was so turned on.

Next thing I knew my dick was in her mouth. I found myself on my tiptoes. Her mouth was so tense, and wet that I literally couldn’t control my legs. Then after what somehow felt like forever, and instant. I pulled Beth up by her hair, and gave her a sloppy kiss. Knowing my dick would stay hard for the next week. I picked Beth up by her warm thighs, placed her on the counter, and licked the sweat off them.

I stood up between her legs, shirtless, and erect. I then motioned her to lift herself off the table while I removed her black lace thong. Kissing her lips I got down on my knees, and traced her inseam with my tongue. I stopped at her inner thigh an nibbled with my teeth. She slapped the top of my head, and curled her fingers in my hair. Beth then forced my head to meet her pussy.

Nearly suffocated i started licking her clit. Tasting like strawberries I grabbed her thighs, and plunged my head between her legs. I could feel my dick throbbing. About to pass out from lack of blood flow. I got up, lifted Beth, and carried her to my bed. Once there I laid her down, and lit the two pumpkin spice candles I owned. About to join her on the bed Beth grabbed my dick and stuck it in her mouth. I could see her lying on my bed stretched out. I dragged my finger nails between her breasts, and down her stomach. Until I began rubbing her clit. Beth started to moan. While I let out growls trying to keep my stamina.

Next I pushed two fingers inside her pussy. Cupping her clit I stroked the roof of her pussy, while pushing down with my thumb. I could see her stomach begin to contract when she got on her back, and pulled me in tight with her feet. We started kissing. My erection rubbing against her clit.

Looking down at her ‘she is beautiful’. I move onto the bed, and slide my 8″ inch dick into her pussy. Beth’s pussy felt warm, wet, and tight as a drum. I began pushing my dick in, and pulling it out. Every time she moaned. Beth placed her hand on my abs guiding my speed. She took my dick faster, and faster. Screaming harder Beth and I started shaking my bed. Grabbing and lifting her hips I began shoving my dick in, while pulling her pussy closer. Before I knew it Beth’s arms were around the back of my neck, and her legs were wrapped around my ass I kissing her while holding her in the air. I then rested my arms behind her knees as she swung her pussy up and down on my dick. I let out a moan then thrusting my hips I bounced her back and fourth like a YoYo! Faster, and louder Beth’s pussy collapsed like an avalanche on my dick. Spasming in the air while I held on for both our lives. Beth orgasmed In my strong arms.

Still hard as a rocket I let Beth down, and standing naked glistening with sweat exhausted from cumming. I told her to turn around and put her knees against the bed. We were now fucking while spooning and standing up –aka. “ladling”. Beth laid back against my chest while moaning, and taking every inch of my dick. Feeling her pussy tight around my cock. I reached around her taut stomach, and walked my fingers to her clit. Feeling my cock wet from moving in and out her pussy. I pushed her down on her elbows. Then while grabbing her hip, and pulling her hair. I fucked her pussy, while slapping her ass.

With Beth’s ass starting to turn rosie red. Beth started to gasp stutterly. She sounded kinda like she was giggling, and crying at the same time. With one of my legs straddling the bed for leverage, I found myself growling. Beth began to curse: “Fuck me baby” “slap my ass” and SCREAMING “Oh my fucking god”!!. It felt like I was fucking her to stay alive. Beth’s pussy tightened harder around my bursting cock. I could feel her cum drip down the inside of my thigh. Stiffened to my tiptoes. My orgasm felt like pain, pleasure, and release.

I collapsed inside her. On top my bed.
—in short and long: Tinder Tail is awesome!

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/66yusa/mf_tinder_tale