The other night things got out of hand.
My Wedding had just been a few days before. I was sitting on my honeymoon bed with my dearly beloved wife and she leaned over and kissed me on the lips. My Gosh! You won't believe what happened next!!! She put her flippen tongue in my mouth and began to lick mine.
I sprang back like a mad cat, hissing at her, "What the flip are you doing my dear."
She looked at me with sad eyes, "It's French."
"O I see."
"Did you like it," she asked with those soft pussy cat eyes.
"I suppose it was okay, you can try again I guess… but next time warn a fella before you throw a slug down his tonsils."
So she came back over to me and put her mouth over mine. She stuck her tongue in and it was rather interesting. It felt gross yet nice. Usually I can't stand the thought of another's saliva, but the germs became irrelevant as I also swirled my wet woolly through her mouth. I even touched her slippery teeth a few times. I felt something inside me change in this very moment. We went for ages, it must have been like at least 30 seconds by the time we finished. And that tingling hung around.
The day progressed, we went out and did normal honeymoon activities like watching the wood chopping, jam making and crafts, taking photos in one of those jolly old cutouts, very fun indeed. We had a great time. Very romantic. We got home, had our showers and lay next to each other in bed. This was actually our second night together. I turned the lights off and then a riveting thing happened.
"Do you want to have sex?" She asked me.
"I… I suppose it is worth a try, I don't know much about it, but if you really feel ready for a baby, then we should give it a go I suppose," I replied.
She cuddled up to me and I to her and we starting doing the old slippery snake dance. We were getting better at it, because now there was less saliva running down my neck. Only a little on my chin. Very accomplished. Yes! Then it happened, I felt the tingle in my dingle and willy sprang up as if someone had stepped on my rake.
"What's that? she asked.
"I… it's my… you know."
"Is that your erect penis?"
"Such vulgar words… but yes… you have a very filthy mouth."
"I'm a bad girl."
"Why yes you are?"
"Can I touch it."
I let her with some careful consideration. It felt… words can not describe how pleasurable it really was. All it made me do was want to rub against her like a bear who rubs his back on a tree. She said we should take out clothes off, because that's how people have sex. I considered and it was hard to refuse, I felt light headed for some reason. There seemed to be a bit too much blood in my face. I don't know. She took her clothes off and I mine. Lucky it was dark, so were could barely see each other. At first we were hesitant to touch one another, but then we eventually kissed again and embraced.
"Sex me," she said.
I said okay and got to the sexing. I placed my penis next to her girly bits and tried to push in. She had to help me line it up. She was quite gooey. I asked her why, she said it was natural. I asked if it was pee. She said it wasn't. This was good because that would have been pretty nasty. So I pushed and I pushed and slid in, breaking her open. She squealed in pain, so I quickly pulled out and checked to see if she was okay. She said to keep going, so I did. It was amazing we were kissing and sexing all at the same time. Me on her, her under me, me in her, her me in her. Having sex. Then it happened. The first orgasm of my life. After about a thirty seconds my whole body contorted as my penis shot out many streams of sperm. It was absolutely scary and felt good, but also made me feel sick. It was a strange thing. She also had an orgasm at the moment, and you would not believe it. The sperm started coming out again.
I grabbed a shirt as fast as I could and held that sperm in there. She did. Eventually it was gone. We were dressed and in bed next to each other. In each others arms. It was amazing. We are hoping for a boy.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/34tt1d/my_wedding_night_with_my_wife
Mormons.
Great story, the best I ever seen.
Am I on /r/shittygonewildstories ?
Gross.