When life is boring, just find a depressed housewife and bask in the fun times [MF] (long)

After a massive imploding in my sex life that led to two hookup/FWBs finding out about each other I found my regular night life to be nonexistent. I was masturbating every day in loneliness so I started perusing the dating apps looking to fill my booty coffers. Her profile lacked any real pictures, it was standoffish in tone, and I was bored with the spam bots. So I messaged her. She didn’t need a lot of convincing, she was just traumatized from living with a POS that treated her like a maid and didn’t even want to have sex with her. We setup a time for her to stop by, and she decided to bring me alcohol as a thank you.

When she stepped in I could tell she was nervous. She barely looked at me but she beelined to set down her alcohol and started pouring herself a drink and we waxed non sexual things. Since we didn’t swap pics I was honestly taking her in. She was 5’9″ and built wide from what she was now telling me her hobby in power lifting. Some extra weight but a face that looked like Ryan Keely’s but with more….life experience to it? And a body that was mom bod but had a nice pair of Ds and a firm butt (weights FTW). After a time she got more loose and I moved closer to her. Still standoffish she was less hesitant. Then I move in for the kiss…..and moving more in……and honestly at this point I dont want to set her off but I almost had to force myself on her. At the last minute she leans in and it sets her off. She moves and smothers her mouth over me like a teenager and moves my hands to grope her all over. Excited and willing I move to the bedroom and she is a mix of excited and hesitant. She wants all the lights off and in complete darkness. I start to undress her and myself and she lays down on the bed and I unwrap a condom and slide it on myself. I position myself and slowly ease myself inside her and it’s a struggle because she’s tight. Whatever she was doing it was a struggle but at least she was wet. She moans and winces as I slide myself inside her. I start slow to ease her strain and once she loosens up she starts to kiss me. We fuck tenderly for a time until she starts to really buck her hips. She seems possessed and in a sweeping motion flips me off and on my back.

As she climbs on top of me I feel her slam down hard at just the right angle on my dick to shove it all inside me. She gets into a squat position and starts to throw her entire pelvis on my crotch. It’s almost painful as it is pleasurable. I can feel her legs start to shake from the strain and as she moves her legs off the condom slips off. I ask her if that’s okay and she barely questions it. My bare cock slides back inside her as she moves her hips so that my entire cock is sliding deeper inside her. I start to feel myself getting closer and I warn her, just in case it isn’t safe. Like a record stuck on repeat she starts screaming FUCK at the top of her lungs as I feel myself unloading inside her. And even once I’m done she still milks me further dry. And in a flash she climbs off of me, throws her dress, grabs her belongings, and leaves. Im dumbfounded and honestly don’t know what the fuck happened.

And hour or so later she says she enjoyed herself and starts word vomiting her entire thoughts. It’s….unsettling and I just don’t respond. I’m weirded out, honestly don’t know what the fuck happened, and it’s too much crazy. I hope I don’t see her again.

**THE SETUP**

So of course life (and this story) take a crazy turn as we had been going to the same gym. As I put my bag down she’s picking hers up. We notice and glance and she runs off without saying a word. And honestly I don’t know what came over me…..but I text her. Maybe it was her Karen hair, her tight pussy, or just being bored. But I do, and thus starts the crazy train. We start talking more and more and she wants to come over. But in a more frequent basis. And wants sex. Apparently what happened was the culmination of a lot of trauma in her life meeting with “the best dick she’s ever had”. I’m okayish at sex, so maybe she’s just had terrible dick? So she’s on her way, to talk in person and have sex. She in a sundress and honestly starts walking to the bedroom after she kisses me. I can barely get to the bedroom before she’s stripped down and on the bed. I ask her if she wants me to wrap it and she says no, she’s on her BC. So I climb on top and we fuck rather enthusiastically. On the bed we start making small talk and then she gets up…..to make me a drink. And then asks if I want anything to eat. Then volunteers to stay and make me dinner. Confused, perplexed, and rather interested I delve into her backstory before I want to take a shower (post gym so I havent showered yet).

I’m in the shower and she comes in. She starts to wash by body and it makes me hard. Of course she gets that look in her eyes and she starts to go down on me in the shower. At this point I tell her I want her again and we towel off before I bend her over on my bed and start to roughly fuck her. I can hear my balls clapping against her pussy before I unload again deep inside her. As I pull put her hand reaches down to get her fingers wet and then tastes it. So now I’m utterly confused, this doesn’t happen in real life. And yet I don;t have tree fiddy and she is not the loch ness monster.

**Her backstory (severely abridged)**

She was raised in a super rural town with a weird ultra tangent baptist/pseudo christian philosophy. Not necessarily “women and barefoot in the kitchen” but fairly close. She escaped/ran away early and fell into a life of drugs/bad boys/crime and honestly would have made for a good book. But she cleans herself up, goes to school, and finds a husband. But he apparently is from a neighboring town and felt the same way, and her past history made him resentful as years went on that she didn’t “mind her place”. So resentment led to no emotions led to…..well here we are. She couldn’t explain her compulsion to serve men aside from her childhood and a submissive streak but she wanted someone to please and if someone at home didn’t reciprocate her affection in some way then she wanted it elsewhere. What follows are the highlights of our little romp across the way.

**Free Use/fuckdoll/human fleshlight**

Early on we talking about our sexual lives and she point blank asked if I still jerked off with her in my life. And of course I was honest and she hated it. She candidly asked if I was horny why wasn’t I texting her? I called her out on it, saying she couldn’t get here fast enough for me to whip it out and jerk off otherwise. She asked if I was horny now and I said yes and she said to just unlock the door. After maybe 7-10 minutes she swung my door open and shut it and beelined it to my bedroom wearing only a trenchcoat. She throws it off and is completely naked underneath, and as soon as I enter the bedroom she bends over the edge of the bed and displays herself for me. I oblige her and start to fuck her mercilessly until I cum deep inside her. As I feel myself finish she gets up, put on her coat, gives me a small peck on the lips, and walks out the door. She texts me as she gets in her car “next time just me me know, I’ll take you when I can ;)”. From this point on unless she was preoccupied if I text her she would show up just to be bent over my bed or on my couch. She dropped the coat (it was theatrics that time for her) and opted for sundresses or simply yoga pants that slid off easier. One late night she simply drove to my apartment in her panties and slid them to the side and didn’t bother with taking them off.

**Dinner, shower, and fuck**

Her staple was when she could set it up she would cook me dinner and we would eat. She wanted to blow me until we decided to shower and she always wanted to wash me off. We would have foreplay in the shower and that was normally me teasing her with my fingers or sliding the tip of my penis inside her. One time she slipped a little bit and it started to go in her ass. I panicked and she laughed as she said “go gentle, it’s okay”. And we proceeded to have anal in the shower until she remarked that she wanted it in her pussy and we dried off before we had our way on the bed.

**Forcing ourselves (on each other)**

One of the more weirder kinks we had together was overpowering each other. When she wanted me she would pin me down and slide herself on me and fuck me until I couldnt resist and I filled her. She made me watch as I would still be inside her and she would take fingerfuls of my cum and eat it. And when I forced myself on her I would pin her down and choke her. But it wasn’t a playful hand around the throat. She wanted both hands (or one hand really strongly) around her throat and to be turning blue until I pounded all of myself deep inside her. Not something we did regularly but often enough to “spice up the evening”

**Public Sex**

She liked to take road trips out to the random areas where we lived. Quite, remote places that people didn’t travel to. Plenty of blankets in the car. Always a sundress, always no underwear. She would drive and one hand on the wheel and the other on my cock to edge me. We would gather our blankets and walk to a shady area or an open area to make sure no one was around. The best way, she said, was to find a place where we could spot someone before they saw us. And that we did, as we never got caught. She said she loved being out in the open like prehistoric cavemen just fucking when they felt like. It was a pleasant feeling being half clothed or naked, just fucking away while the birds chirped.

**The Ending**

I moved and it was bittersweet. We tried to remain semi romantically in link but neither one of us was willing to do what was necessary for the other to be comfortable. There is a lot of drama behind the story, but at the end of it plenty of memories.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/o8ktak/when_life_is_boring_just_find_a_depressed

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