One day a few months ago, I decided to play a round of golf. I went solo and got a tee time around 2:30, not super late but there were plenty of times available later in the day. However, it was a pretty cold day so there weren’t a lot of people out in the course. I payed my fees, hopped in my cart, and went over to the first tee. There were two old guys out in the fairways and it seemed like they would play slow for the rest of the day. Whatever, I’ll play a few balls per hole and get some extra practice in.
It was around the 12th hole where I started to realize that I had never been pushed to play faster. Am I the last person out in the course? Awesome! Now I can hit all the balls that I want!
I rolled up to the 13th teebox and the two old guys had just carted off onto the fairway. Normal golf etiquette would say that they should offer to let me play through, but I didn’t care. It was nice to go at my own pace. So while they drove off, I whipped out my phone and opened reddit to pass the time. I opened the search bar and typed in the first thing that popped into my mind.
Ass.
I didn’t realize how much sexual energy I had stored up in me. I had just gotten a puppy with my wife, and the constant care had taken a slight toll on our sex life. So now that I have a while to myself, I realized that I have the opportunity to take care of some much needed business.
I browsed through some posts and felt myself getting hard. Am I really looking at porn out on a golf course? I’ve always had a thing about getting off outdoors, but that was in the privacy of my backyard, not out in a very public place. But I had to keep going, I needed it. Bad.
I noticed that the guys in front had moved on to the next hole, so I regretfully put my phone away and hit my ball. Suddenly getting all worked up made me play a bit worse, but I didn’t care. All I could think was that I needed to cum.
I finish and go to the next hole. The guys are still playing, so our comes my phone and I begin browsing more NSFW subreddits. And my cock is getting very hard (6” with a good girth, don’t mean to brag but it’s a pretty good looking cock) . I have to take care of this, but should I do it on the course? It’s very wooded so there will be cover but am I sure that no one will be able to see? It’s a risk I think I had to take.
But I still have to play this game. I can’t just sit at one hole after playing behind a group all day. Phone goes in the pocket and I tee off. I hit a piece of shit shot and it barely goes anywhere. It doesn’t even pass the ladies tees! But wait a minute, there’s an unwritten rule in golf that if you don’t hit it past the ladies tees you have to hit your next shot with your dick out. Could I actually do that? People are far enough away that no one will see. Ok, I can do this. I roll up to my ball, glance around to check one last time, and unzip my pants. I pull my cock out and the thrill of the hole situation has me standing at full attention. I pull my sweater over it as a last precaution, but my dick is out in public. I can feel the cool breeze against it that feels so good, and I am so fucking excited. I stand over my ball, line it up, and swing. And I smoke it down the fairway. I think I need to take my dick out when I play more often!
I put my cock back in my pants and finish the hole. Oh man I am horny at this point. If I could I would have stripped naked then and there are stroked my cock in the breeze, but alas I could not. This is golf. There is a level of class that must be obeyed.
Next tee box, same situation. Pull out my phone and look at more porn, much more hardcore stuff than just pictures of beautiful women. I’m so horny and not thinking straight that I get an idea. I took just one shot on the last hole with my dick out. Why not play this whole hole with it out. The thought is mesmerizing. I’m in my cart and I look around. There’s no one around, I’m certain. I unzip and pull it out. I get my club and walk to the tee box. I line it up and swing. I drive to my ball and swing. I get it on the green and put. All the while my cock is out and I lightly touch it and stroke it. This is crazy! I’m touching my cock while golfing!
I didn’t realize how slow I had been playing because I had been so caught up in my activities that I didn’t notice the guys in front of me had pulled a ways away. I roll up to the 16th and they’re halfway down the 17th. I liked playing with my cock out, so I do it again and realize it’s how golf is meant to be played.
By the time I roll up to the 17th, the other guys have finished. Even though it’s a wooded area, I can see some of the parking lot and that there’s only three cars there, mine and both of theirs. I’m far enough away, I’ve watched more porn I the last hour than I had in a month, and I’ve had my dick out for the last two holes. I’m ready.
I unbuckle my pants and pull down the front of my underwear so my cock and balls are completely free. I stand by my cart, spit in my hand and start rubbing away. If you haven’t masturbated, man or woman, outside, you owe it to yourself to try it out. Once you do you’ll realize it’s the best way to pleasure yourself. I keep rubbing and think about all the porn I’ve just watched and I’m about to blow. I rub harder and harder and finally, after teasing myself for the last 4 hole, I cum.
Hard.
I blow one of the biggest loads I’ve ever had and certainly the most memorable. It was absolutely sublime. My legs shake from how good it feels and I make sure I get every last drop of cum out.
After I’m done I come to my senses and put my cock back in my pants, still excited about what I had just done. I finished my round with a huge smile on my face. I don’t know what I shot but I don’t really care cause I just had the best golfing experience of my life. And I hope someday I can do it again, maybe even with my wife.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/bkzsqv/the_last_tee_time_of_the_day
You just gave me an idea!!! ???
I often play alone late in the afternoon/evening and tend to cruise Reddit while walking down the fairway. Next time I may just pull my dick out and play a couple of holes.