I finally just got my very first “happy ending” massage! :3 [MF]

Hey guys! Long time lurker, first time posting here. I sped home just because I simply HAD to get this off my chest, to the only people I know who would appreciate this. My heart is still pounding!

For whatever reason, for as long as I could remember, getting my big, thick cock jerked off by a beautiful girl has always been arguably my biggest turn-on. Getting touched so tenderly and intimately as they admire my hardness just sends shivers down my spine as I bite my lip. I would dare say that handjobs are just as good, if not better than sex for me. It would frequently be that I gravitate towards the hj genre on Pornhub and what not. Being newly single, I’ve been feeling really adventurous, and finally having some extra spending money, I decided to say “fuck it” and go for it. In retrospect it’s kinda almost funny how stereotypical my experience was when it comes to what people think of regarding “those” types of massage parlors….

Anyway.

To help set the scene here, i’m a 26 yr old white 5’10 hipster boi in pretty decent shape. Dick is about 7″ and thick. Never had any trouble finding girls, but I was just insanely horny tonight after smoking a big bowl beforehand. and As per the advice I’ve seen online, I looked for a place that listed “table shower” in their services….Amazingly enough, I found one that was a mere 5 minute drive from me! (“How the fuck did I never know this!?”)

I knew I was in the right place when I got there in the late evening. I parked behind a slightly shady building that had its blinds drawn and a tiny, brightly-lit “Open” sign that was blinking on the window.

When I opened the door, I was greeted by an adorable asian woman i’d say about in her mid-30’s with her hair tied back in a pony-tail. Tight-fitting grey T-shirt and hot pink short shorts that showed off her sexy, pale legs, and some sandles. She was slightly on the thick side, but her body was great and toned with a perfect T-to-A ratio.

Unnf. Just my type. (and just like in the Pornhub videos >.>)

We smiled and made small talk as she led me to the room to lay down on the table, face-down. I took off all my clothes, and I noticed there was no towel to drape over me as there usually is at a massage place. Also a good sign (take notes, fellas).

Weirdly enough, she used a combination of powder and oil on my body as she began to work my shoulders down to my lower back.

The most amusing part comes next, and I kid you not, when she got down to my butt, she gave it a playful sort of jiggle and cupping it in her hands, said “very nice…!” in a thick accent. We laughed.

Some time passed, then she begins to carress my legs up and down….and every. single. time. when it came to my butt, she would linger on it and graze my balls with her fingers.

“Feel good?”

I let out a gentle “mmmmm” moan to let her know I was into it, and would casually widen the distance between my legs just slightly more to give her some more room, to re-assure her it wasn’t just a fluke, eventually just arching my lower back and raising my hips. I was rock hard at this point, and could scarcely resist grinding against the very table. After teasing me plenty, she follows my lead and finally makes the move i’ve been waiting for: she reaches underneath and wraps her fingers around my shaft. Feeling the girth of my erection, she let out a very sensual “ooooh…”, and so did I.

She asks if I want to flip over, and with a very pleased grin nodded my head yes.She sees my now super-firm penis flop onto my chest. She lets out a soft gasp and pours more hot oil into her hands, and proceeds to slather it all over my cock.

“You like that?”

“Oh, fuck yeah I do.”

She starts out slow with one hand, but quickly begins to build up speed and use two hands.I was in fucking heaven. My head was spinning with lust as I was grinding my hips to thrust into her grip, and she would squeeze in kind.

“You gonna cum for me, baby?”

A feral “Yeah…yeah….!” was all I could muster.

I kinda didn’t know what to do with the rest of my limbs. I felt like I was flailing around a bit. It was just so fucking good that I was melting like butter. She knew exactly how to handle a good cock! Her touch was like magic.

Our breathing was getting really hot and heavy, our faces flushed. As far as I could tell, the place was empty. Good thing too, because we were getting loud!

In this frenzy, I couldn’r help but grab onto her firm butt.Reflexively, I got “Ah shit, is that okay?”

She nods enthusiastically and says “uh huh!”Fuck yes.

She lets my hands start to wander….up her smooth tummy, all the way up to her b-cup breasts. I start to lift her shirt up, and she takes the liberty to peel it off the rest of the way up her chest. She had a really cute, lacy black bra on. She lifted that up too and let me feel her perky tits up.

I’m losing my shit at this point. She even lets me slide her shorts down, revealing a pair of pink panties.

As she’s beating me off with one hand, she uses her other one to grab my chest and even lightly pinch my nipples. Not something I’m usually into, but it oddly felt really good in this situation, accentuating the sexual pulsation of the throbbing of my dick.

After about 10 minutes of some really passionate groping and stroking, I finally cum ALL over the place, erupting jet after jet of hot, sticky jizz all over her hands and onto my stomach.

“Ooh, shit…!” She exclaims. She was loving it. And that was making it all the more hotter for me.She laughs again and she’s like “Yeah…looks like you needed that!”

She slows down at the perfect pace as I catch my breath, with my hand over my head, combing through my hair in pure, blissful amazement. She smiles and asks if she did good.

“So, SO good.”, i tell her.

She gets me a hot towel and slowly, tenderly wipes it all off, and gives my still-hard penis a playful pat and even stays in the room with me as I get changed back into my clothes, both of us smirking the whole time.

The whole thing cost me 100 bucks: 60 for an hour massage, 40 for the tip.

I asked her how much she wanted, and in broken english she was like “I’ll take 40, cuz you got to see and touch underneath”. It was really cute. She had a really chill, laid-back air about her. This had to be routine for her, and you could tell she really enjoys doing it. We even hugged on the way out.

I will DEFINITELY be coming back to this place the next time I need a good tug. :)I left feeling on top of the fucking world! It was such a thrill to check this off from my sexual bucket list. I was still so riled up when I got home, I immediately fapped just thinking about it! While the memory is still fresh, you know?

Aaaaaaand that’s all, folks. Let me know if you enjoyed this true tale of my night’s escapade! Maybe I’ll write about the next one too!

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/a2adur/i_finally_just_got_my_very_first_happy_ending

6 comments

  1. Great story. I’ve always been curious about these places, and share your love for a long drawn out oiled handjob.

    Kudos to you.

  2. Rub n Tugs…went to a regular while living in Vegas. She knew exactly what I wanted each time I arrived…quick nut and get out.

  3. Be honest she was like skinny but fat, ass was firm but saggy and couldn’t tell if she was 35 or 65. Every asian happy ending girl ever….. u gotta find a spanish or russian place they are the real deal.

  4. My wife and I have a woman that comes by our home on average every two to three weeks. We are both mature. We both get great relaxing massages, and yes, we also get happy endings. (Not always, I might add, just when the mood strikes) Oregon here, supposed to be licensed, we don’t care about that. Licensed means no touchy, end of society as we know it if any dare do that. Dinner and drinks is fine, so is a Mink coat, give them money.. it’s jail.

    Over the years, there have been several therapists, which the wife helps to locate. One was even a registered nurse that worked at our area medical office, doing it to pay for her continuing education and one was the WIFE of a guy that owns the hardware store a few miles away, just working for extra income because she wanted a new car they could not quite afford. Our current masseuse is a tall slender blonde about 40 or so, supporting her two kids. She lost her husband in a car accident, almost ended up homeless as there was no insurance. With few skills, it was work or try and live on welfare, she chose to work. Which means, we help her, she helps us. (Every single person we have ever hired has a story, financial needs, so people like us are a solution) The cost? $240 for both of us currently, about an hour each. Almost without fail, they appear to be typical housewife types. Just one a few years ago was maybe 25 and suggested “more” so we got rid of her since we don’t do intercourse. We don’t go to “those places”, either. Some might consider our lifestyle strange but my wife has personal issues that preclude much sexual activity between she and I but I do give her rubdowns right along. Arthritis gets in the way of her doing much back although we do enjoy sex carefully every now and then with each other. (I say carefully because it can be painful for my wife.) There is even a couple (the only couple we know that do massages) that comes to our hotel room when we are on vacation, both of us at once which I agree is rather naughty but also fun. (We also go to dinner and sometimes the shows with that couple, but when they work, we pay them.) The first time I saw him touching her was an interesting emotion, she told me it affected her the same watching me getting a happy ending. So, we sat and cuddled and had a long talk about that, we both realized it was just fine and not any big deal. Better than locked in the bathroom, which is distasteful. It’s just touch, one way touch, never more, and no jealousy. Now some might think a 75 year old man and a 65 year old wife should not be doing that, we say.. “Why not?” It sure does keep everything working. Better than curling up in an easy chair and waiting to die. So, a willing lady gets a piece of our Social Security checks, so what? No one gets hurt, no harm done, we get relief, someone gets part of their rent paid. Married now for 44 years, wife and I get along great.

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