[MF] Finally knitting class leads to me getting laid!

Hello, here to share my story. Weeks in the making!

I’m 27M, tall and lanky, blonde hair, blue eyes, somewhat socially literate but pretty shy and dorky. A few ex girlfriends but having trouble meeting people since I left college. Tried online dating with little or no luck. Someone on Reddit (jokingly?) said you can “slay pussy” at a knitting class so I decide to try it! $50 on knitting supplies at Michaels and $80 for a 12 week knitting class (of all experience levels) at a local tech college. Here we go!

I show up for my first class, early. Hoping it’s filled with manic skinny redhead girls who love knitting and are ready to throw themselves at me. The instructor is an old woman. Everybody filling in is an old woman. The classroom is like 70% women in their 50-70s. One other guy, an older man with grey hair. I’ve made a terrible mistake.

One eligible woman walks in. She’s a brunette, short, a little heavy, very cute face, maybe in her late 20s, and a massive chest. She walks in and makes eye contact with me. I eye beg her to sit next to me. Instead she sits in the back. Crap.

Okay, two weeks of class come and go. I’m awful at stitching. I drop stitches all the time. I find that these classes are basically group chats for old women to work on their knitting projects and catch up, and the instructor helps people as needed. I try the charm offensive and am very polite to the old ladies and they love me. One says I remind her of her grandson. The other days I remind her of her nephew. I’m hoping to be setup with a hot granddaughter but nothing!

I make eye contact every class with the cute brunette, who I learn is named Natalie, but neither of us have talked to each other. I don’t want to pounce on her because I reckon she didn’t come here to get hit on by dudes.

End of the third week, when everybody is leaving, she comes up to me and asks if I’m still dropping stitches. I say yes! I’m awful at stitching. She says to stick with it, it gets easier. We introduce ourselves and she leaves.

Next week I sit next to her and tell her I stitched at home and was getting better. She says good. We chat a little bit. She’s 31, an accountant, and has cats and knits wine bottle sweaters for friends. I ask her if her boyfriend knits. She says she doesn’t have a boyfriend and that was pretty slick way of seeing if she did. I say maybe we should go out for a drink sometime to get some pointers on my stitching. She blushed and goes “oh god” like she’s annoyed. Yikes, maybe I blew this, but I gave it my best shot.

She agrees and says she’s free after class tonight. We agree to go out to drinks at the nearest place that serves alcohol to the tech community college which is an Olive Garden a few miles away.

We meet at the Olive Garden bar and chat some more. We each buy our own drinks. We talk a bit, honestly not much romantic start but I’m digging her. At the end of the night she says we should do this again and gives me her number and we hug.

Over the next few days, try to set something up but she’s busy. Maybe she isn’t interested! Or just wants to be friends.

See her at knitting class and we sit together and talk. She invites me to bar trivia with her friends tomorrow. We go and I meet her friends at the local hipster bar. It’s a kinda hippy-ish very tall chick with glasses and a fat bald dude with a massive thick beard and glasses. They’re pretty friendly and good at bar trivia. The guy asks multiple times if we were on a date and Natalie quickly says we’re “just friends.” Yuck! But, she lets me buy her drinks and she touches my back and my thigh a few times during bar trivia. I feel like I’m getting somewhere!

Next few days, she’s more chatty in text message too. I find out she was in a long term relationship since high school and the guy cheated on her. She’s online dated since but isn’t satisfied with her results either.

We meet up again at knitting. We are joking and laughing and she point blank asks if I signed up for this class to meet women. I say it must of worked if I did because I met her. She blushes and says she hopes that’s why because I’m an awful knitter. I suggest she let me use her kitchen to cook her dinner (I have a roommate and she lives alone so we’d have more privacy at her place, ahem). She agrees.

I show up at her place. She has a one bedroom apartment. She has a TON of books. She has a lot of cat stuff. She has a lot of wine and every bottle is wearing a sweater. She’s wearing white shorts and a blue flowing top. I make her grilled salmon and she loves it. We eat and drink wine while watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer on Hulu via her Roku. It isn’t really a romantic show to set the mood. It starts getting late. I realized I have to do something.

I put my arm around her. She blushed and says I’m being presumptuous. I ask if she wants me to stop. She says no. I lean in and kiss her. Our lips mingle. Her lips are soft and fluffy and gently grab at mine. I pull away and jokingly ask if she wants me to stop. She grabs my shirt collar and pulls me in for another kiss. Our lips part and our tongues flick against each other. Her hands are all over me, grabbing my chest, my shoulders, my midsection.

I put my hand on her bare thigh and gently rub. She moans softly into my mouth. I slide my hand up her leg and she’s breathing heavier and heavier. I slide my fingers up her shorts and press further. I slide my fingers past a pair of panties and find her pussy. I gently feel her until I find her clit. At first I gently rub it slowly. She breaks our kiss and presses her cheek against mine. She moans softly in my ear. “God,” she says under her breath.

I start rubbing her clit faster and faster, in tiny circles as she gets wetter. She starts moaning louder and louder. I kiss and suck her neck. “Ohmygawd,” she says repeatedly. My cock is hard and restrained by my pants and she rubs on it while I keep rubbing her clit. I’m rubbing it faster and faster when she grabs my wrist and pushes my hand away.

“I almost came,” she says.

“What’s wrong with that?” I ask before kissing her neck again.

“I don’t wanna cum yet.” She grabs at the front of my pants. I undo my pants and slide them down, my cock springs free.

She says I have “the biggest dick she’s ever seen.” My dick is above average but hardly massive, but I appreciate the compliment all the same.

She bends over and puts the tip of my dick in her mouth. She sucks and strokes the shaft of my penis. I grab her big tits while she’s sucking on my dick but she’s still fully clothed. I say she should get naked. She says “come see my bedroom.”

We go to her bedroom and get naked. She has big, heavy, soft breasts, you’d probably need two hands to hold up one. She has a big soft midsection and a nice thick ass. We get on the bed and fool around. She jerks my dick while I suck on those big tits, sucking the nipples into my mouth before I flick the tip of my tongue over them. Finally my dick is raging hard and I can’t wait. I put my hips inside her legs. I grind my cock on her clit, something I’ve seen before in porn but never done in real life. She shivers and lets out an “oh fuck.”

After some slight fumbling and putting a condom on, I gently press my cock inside her. Her pussy is very tight at first and I tell her that she’s really fucking tight. She grabs my neck and pulls me in for a kiss. After a second I begin thrusting in and out of her. Her pussy is soaking wet, although the condom hampered the experience a bit. She’s moaning and scratching my shoulders as I fuck her, her big tits bouncing. After about 60 seconds of glory, she says she loves my cock. Ooops. Came on the spot.

I apologize for cumming so soon. She says don’t worry about it, it was good. I ask I can go down on her. She says “oh don’t let me stop you.”

I dive between her legs and kiss her inner thighs. I put my two middle fingers inside her and start curling them up, rubbing them on her g-spot. My mouth goes around her clit, I start licking her clit, flicking the tip of my tongue and grinding the flat of my tongue on her clit. She’s moaning- screaming even, and rocking her hips so hard against my face I have a fear her pelvic bone is going to smash my front teeth out. She’s getting close and tells me “I better not fucking stop.” I wrap my lips around her clit and suck *slightly*. She screams and cums- hard. Her pussy squeezes my fingers and flutters like it’s having a spasm.

She’s laying there, not moving, just breathing and staring at the ceiling. Nothing is said for a second. I ask if she’s ok and she says she needs a minute. She says I’m pretty good (“pretty good”) at eating pussy and wonders where I learned it. Just between us friends I watched a Nina Hartley cunnilingus instructional video on RedTube like 10 years ago, but I tell her I took a community college course on it, which she finds funny.

We hang out in her bed and talk for a bit, I fall asleep. I wake up around midnight (slept for about two hours) with her jerking my cock off. We kiss and fool around and soon we’re both ready to go. She rides my cock without a condom. Her big hips go up and down, that soaking wet tight pussy riding my dick whole I squeeze and suck those massive tits. I last a whole three minutes before I tell her to get off. She does and tries to bend over to take my cock in her mouth but I cum before her mouth even gets close.

We kiss some more and I finger her clit until she cums again. We fall asleep again. I wake up at 6am, it’s a Wednesday and I have to work so I help myself to her shower quick. She’s wearing a bathrobe and waiting in the kitchen when I get out. She puts her arms around me and pulls me in for a kiss. She asks if this is going to happen again and I say of course. I say I’ll call her! And I race home to change and even make it to work on time. She’s been blowing up my phone all day talking about last night and talking about plans for the future!

So to whoever said a guy at a knitting class gets laid, 10/10 would do again highly recommended.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6u4wlc/mf_finally_knitting_class_leads_to_me_getting_laid