Hello, here to share my story. Weeks in the making!
I’m 27M, tall and lanky, blonde hair, blue eyes, somewhat socially literate but pretty shy and dorky. A few ex girlfriends but having trouble meeting people since I left college. Tried online dating with little or no luck. Someone on Reddit (jokingly?) said you can “slay pussy” at a knitting class so I decide to try it! $50 on knitting supplies at Michaels and $80 for a 12 week knitting class (of all experience levels) at a local tech college. Here we go!
I show up for my first class, early. Hoping it’s filled with manic skinny redhead girls who love knitting and are ready to throw themselves at me. The instructor is an old woman. Everybody filling in is an old woman. The classroom is like 70% women in their 50-70s. One other guy, an older man with grey hair. I’ve made a terrible mistake.
One eligible woman walks in. She’s a brunette, short, a little heavy, very cute face, maybe in her late 20s, and a massive chest. She walks in and makes eye contact with me. I eye beg her to sit next to me. Instead she sits in the back. Crap.