[MF] My first time performing a RAOMD, thanks Reddit!

Thanks Reddit! Got laid over the weekend with a pretty hot older woman. Some details changed slightly to protect the innocent.

I’m 25, brown hair, brown eyes, 6-3, fit, graduate student at a local university, some Drew Carey nerd glasses. I made a listing on r/RAOMD after hearing some Reddit friends had luck there. I said I basically what I just said, plus that I was clean and cute and looking for a lady to go down on. Got five or so random replies, three seemed non-real/trollish, one was real eager to meet right away then totally disappeared, last one was a winner!

She said she was in my city for a few nights for business and wanted to have some fun. We exchanged pics. She looked 35ish, long brown hair, cute face. She had probably a typical bodystyle, not skinny, not fat but a little extra maybe. Nice big chest.

We exchanged PMs for a bit and she seemed cool and we had the same sarcastic sense of humor. She suggests we have a few drinks at her hotel bar that night at 8pm. Okay!

I meet her there. She’s wearing dark colored blouse and skirt. I’m wearing dark blue jeans and a dark green long-sleeve button-down shirt with the sleeves rolled up. In person her dark brown hair has hints of red in it, which isn’t bad. I go in for a hug and she cuts me off with an arm across her body to shake my hand. I order a beer and she calls me a pussy and orders a whiskey neat. Won’t lie it was super awkward, fam, and I wonder if this is going to end up in tears.

She says she’s a lawyer and in town for a few days visiting a corporate client. We talk about that a bit. We talk about what I’m studying (mechanical engineering). She says I should get a law degree after getting my MS, with engineering and law degrees I could make big money as a patent attorney. It was interesting career advice but I felt dangerously close to the friend zone with all this motherly career advice.

I ask her why she drinks whiskey neat, she says it’s what her dad drinks and she grew up in North Carolina as a daddy’s girl, drinking whiskey, driving four-wheelers, shooting guns, etc. Thankfully this lightens the mood and leads to opening for jokes for both of us.

She touches me knee and asks if I want to see her room. I say yes. We get up to leave, she says actually she’s staying at one hotel over, so we go outside to cross the street to go to that one. She puts her arm around mine as we walk. We get to her room, it’s nicer than like the “standard room”, a bit bigger with a king bed. She has a bottle of Jack Daniels in the fridge and pours us two glasses. I noticed she unbuttoned the top two buttons of her blouse and was showing a lot of cleavage. I probably should have taken her here but didn’t because I’m an idiot.

She sits on the bed and I sit on the chair opposite her. We sip the Jack and talk about how long we’ve been on Reddit. She finishes her drink with a long gulp, puts her glass on the carpet and says “Are we going to fuck or what?”

I slam my drink and sit on the bed next to her. Put my hand on her face and lean in to kiss her. Our lips rub against each other in a few gentle introductory kisses. She leans into me and our lips part and her tongue grazes against mine.

I put my hand on her side and slide it up to her breast, cup her gently and squeeze slightly over the top of her her bra and blouse. She moans softly in my mouth. Her kissing gets more aggressive and sloppy. I put my hand on her bare leg and slide it up, under her skirt. As I reach her inner thigh she moans again and starts breathing heavy in my ear. I kiss her neck while the top of my hand reaches the top of her legs. I push her panties aside to feel her freshly shaved pussy. My fingers gently probe their way through her labia until I find her clit. I gently start rubbing her in little circles.

“Oh fuck.” she says softly under her breath.

I start rubbing her clit faster and faster, her moaning and breathing increase, her hips start gyrating. I pull my hand away to finger her, but have trouble getting my fingers past her panties, so we take this opportunity to get undressed. She strips off her blouse and skirt, she’s wearing matching black lacey bra and underwear. She’s got a soft midsection, a slight belly, big soft hips, a nice thick ass. Once we’re both undressed we lay on the bed and she spreads her legs for me. I climb towards her, kissing and groping her inner thighs as I get closer to her pussy. She watches me intently, grabbing the nipples on top of her big soft heavy tits.

Once I get to her pussy I gently slide my two middle most fingers inside her, gently thrusting in and out while her tight pussy adjusted to the size of my fingers. Then I started curling my fingers up, rubbing my finger tips against her g-spot while sliding my knuckles in and out of her. I leaned in and took her clit in my mouth, my lips inside her labia, my tongue at first flicking and teasing her clit.

“Goddamn,” she moans, squeezing her tits. “Eat that pussy.”

I go faster with both my licking and fingering. Her hips start rocking against my face. “Don’t fucking stop. Right there,” she barks out like an order.

I start grinding my tongue flat on her clit, and she lets out a scream. She’s grinding her hips onto my face. Her hands are unsure what to do, she rapidly goes from grabbing/scratching my free arm (laid across her stomach), grabbing my hair, and pinching/pulling her nipples.

“I’m cumming, don’t you dare fucking stop,” she yells. While I keep fingering her, I put my lips around her clit and suck gently. She arches her back and jams her hips into my face and screams, followed by a gutteral moaning that almost sounds like she’s drowning. Her pussy twitches and spasms around my fingers. I flicker my tongue tip across her clit and keep fingering her until she’s finished. She grabs my forehead, “ok fuck stop.”

She is out of breath and sweaty. She lays there for what seems like forever, not moving, starting off to the distance. I sit on the end of the bed, hoping we fuck, my dick is rock hard after that.

“Shit,” she says. “You’re good at that.”

I grin, tell her I’ll take that as a compliment. She says how about a drink? I pour us two more glasses of Jack Daniels. She pats the spot next to her on the bed. I sit next to her and we drink. She asks if I’ve had much luck on Reddit arranging hookups. I say she’s the first person I’ve met up with. She says she’s had a few meetups but I was the best.

She asks what “my situation was.” I said between leading discussion sections and my own coursework and research I was too busy to date. She said “same,” she was in corporate litigation and worked 80 hours a week, lots of travel, no time to date. She said I was pretty cute and asked if the undergrads came on to me all the time. I said some of them were pretty flirty. She said they’d all be rushing to get in my classes if they knew I ate pussy like that.

She puts her glass down and grabs my dick and starts stroking it softly. I kiss her neck. She crawls forward and puts my dick in her mouth and sucks my tip while I get hard again. She sucks and lips the tip of my dick, giving me a sloppy blowjob while she strokes my shaft. Once my dick is sloppy and wet with her saliva, she sucks on my balls while her hand strokes my whole dick from base to tip. My cock is raging hard now.

She leans over to the nightstand and rummages through a small leather bag sitting there and comes out with a couple condoms. She puts one on me like a pro, and then swings a leg over me and straddles me. She leans in and kisses me while I grab her waist. She asks if I like her tits, I say they’re amazing and she’s fucking sexy. She shoves her tits in my face, I wrap my hands around them, squeeze and pull at them, put my mouth around the nipples, suck and tug them into my warm mouth.

She reaches down and grabs my cock. After a few attempts, she manages to lower herself on my cock. Her pussy is fucking wet and smooth as silk after cumming. She starts rocking herself up and down on my cock. While she rides me, I keep groping and squeezing her tits, pinching and twisting her nipples. She starts riding me faster and faster. She lets out a moan and lays on my chest, kissing my shoulder. I press my hips up, fucking her from underneath. I put my arms around her and hold her tight as my hips keep fucking upward, my core muscles aching from barely being used liked this. Finally I cum, shooting big fat load into the condom.

She climbs off and I get up to throw the condom away. She says she’d love to invite me to spend the night but she has to be somewhere at 8am tomorrow. I say no problem, and ask if I can shower first. She says sure. I shower in the *sweet* bathroom in this place. I come out and she’s in a maroon silk bathrobe having another glass of Jack Daniels (damn girl can drink). She gets up and puts her arms around me and kisses me passionately on the lips. She asks if she can call me again tomorrow night (tonight) if she isn’t too busy. I say sure. We exchange phone numbers (previously had only PMed on Reddit). She says she’ll text me if she can meet up, or if she’s in town again. I get dressed and say goooood bye.

Could of been smoother in some spots but overall 10/10 night would fuck again. Don’t know if she’ll text again, felt like she wanted a more like assertive dude but she seemed to enjoy my cunnilingus skills.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6qp42n/mf_my_first_time_performing_a_raomd_thanks_reddit

5 comments

  1. The only thing I got from this is that I can make tons of money being a patent lawyer…. I’m finishing up my last year in Mech E, city job is gonna pay for grad school, now I’m wondering if I should get a law degree……. at any rate nice story.

  2. This was an awesome read. Definitely post a follow up if it happens!

  3. Great read. Sounds like you had a lot of fun. I did reading it. Helped me rub one out.

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